guardiankthx.livejournal.com[Suddenly, flames! Lots of flames seem to appear in one hall of the dressing room, as a large, dragon-like shadow casts itself along the wall. It's fierce, almost heartless-like, and the voice that comes out of it is booming.]
Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?!
Let me hear you say AHHH!
[...And yet there's no response. The shadow stays in a fierce pose at first for a few seconds, then glances back and forth, then speaks again.]
Alright, alright. I know I'm pretty hot, but there ain't no need to be petrified like that!
[...still nothing. The shadow ducks down, then disappears, while a similar voice mutters]
Cri-kee--- hey, what gives, man? First you say you're lucky, then you go desertin' me? That's it, dishonor on you and your luck!
[... And out pops a tiny little...dragon, looking a bit frustrated, as he continues to look around. This...isn't the forest. He might just be staring.]