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[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, flames! Lots of flames seem to appear in one hall of the dressing room, as a large, dragon-like shadow casts itself along the wall. It's fierce, almost heartless-like, and the voice that comes out of it is booming.]

Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?!

Let me hear you say AHHH!

[...And yet there's no response. The shadow stays in a fierce pose at first for a few seconds, then glances back and forth, then speaks again.]

Alright, alright. I know I'm pretty hot, but there ain't no need to be petrified like that!

[...still nothing. The shadow ducks down, then disappears, while a similar voice mutters]

Cri-kee--- hey, what gives, man? First you say you're lucky, then you go desertin' me? That's it, dishonor on you and your luck!

[... And out pops a tiny little...dragon, looking a bit frustrated, as he continues to look around. This...isn't the forest. He might just be staring.]

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[zombie-music.livejournal.com]

I certainly didn't ask for a miracle. But if you are one, great!

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

'course I'm a miracle! I just so happen to be one of the Fa Family Guardians, the Fa Family Guardian, in fact!

[He even spits a little flame to demonstrate!]

So, tell me, mortal, just where in China is this, 'cause unless they've been doin' some serious remodeling around here I doubt this is the forest.

[zombie-music.livejournal.com]

Funny, I didn't know guardians came in small varieties.

And this isn't China, it's the dressing room. It's like a dimensional crossroad with no way out.

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm travel-sized! If I were my real size people'd be droppin' dead all over the place from heart attacks!

[...wait, what]

Dressin' room? Now I guess that'd have its perks-- but I've got more important things to do than hang around in a place like this!

[cagedfox]

[poke]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey! Hands off! You're in the presence of a guardian here!

[steps back, then crosses his arms... oh. And he's noticing the ears and such.]

What are ya, anyway?

[cagedfox]

[He is amused!]
'm a ke-kemomonom... 'm a fox.

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

A fox? Last I checked foxes didn't look like people... Unless somethin' went wrong in the gene pool.

[then again, Goofy and Donald were talking animals... different worlds, different foxes? Aw shucks!]

[rebirth-this.livejournal.com]

... Flashy. Lacking the proper audience, though~

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Well of course it's flashy! What kinda guardian would I be if I didn't leave an impression?

[rebirth-this.livejournal.com]

The under-cover kind. Not all of us non-humans have the chance to act like that in the real world~

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Under cover, huh?

[...Well.]

But that's why I'm so small! Quick, agile, you think you're alone and all safe, but BAM! Next thing you know, you're Mongolian barbecue.

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

[there is a little girl huddled up underneath a big blanket, staring in the direction that show took place.]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

[Tiny red haired girl... You're not Mulan. But she looks speechless...that's a good sign!]

[hidesandseeks.livejournal.com]

[she kind of is. she backs up a little when she sees him looking at her, too.]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

You're lookin' mighty scared, girl!

[justbusking.livejournal.com]

[...douses the flames.]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Hey!

['sup. Tiny dragon staring up at you.]

Whach' you think you're doing, man?!

[justbusking.livejournal.com]

...putting out the fire before it spreads? I dunno, automatic reaction, sorry.

[stares down at him.]

[twilit-kid.livejournal.com]

[hey what, he doesn't like sudden scary surprises]

M-m-monster!

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

[Oh, goody! He's got that intimidation down. If only he were, uh. In the right world. ...Oh well. First impressions are important!]

You scared? You tremblin' fear? Well you oughta be, 'cause you're in the presence of a guardian now!

[twilit-kid.livejournal.com]

[throws his hands up over his head and crouches down, trying to make himself look smaller]

Don' eat me!

[willfindthem.livejournal.com]

[w-wow. Namine here's just gonna stare for a second, amazed]

[guardiankthx.livejournal.com]

Well, what do we have here? Is that admiration I see? Amazement?

Hold the applause, folks! I may be stuck here a while.

[willfindthem.livejournal.com]

[this is so cool omg]

Are you a dragon?