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8 Nov 2008 12:05 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
[ Let's make a grand entrance, shall we? Alright kids, this is how you do it. Step one: Immediately crash through your nearest door with not a moment's hesitation. Next: Bleed. Bleed everywhere. Standing on carpet or any manner of material that is a.) expensive and/or b.) highly absorbent gives you bonus points.
Once you're done ruining the upholstery, wait for your audience to marvel at this wondrous display of skill. Maybe you'll get invited back for an encore performance; providing that your reason for bleeding isn't fatal or the owner of the location you've begun 'painting the town red' at doesn't -help- those wounds become such. ]
Once you're done ruining the upholstery, wait for your audience to marvel at this wondrous display of skill. Maybe you'll get invited back for an encore performance; providing that your reason for bleeding isn't fatal or the owner of the location you've begun 'painting the town red' at doesn't -help- those wounds become such. ]