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[seasides]

Alright, how is this a costume? Seriously?

[Kai is looking just a teensy bit different this morning. he'd been on his way to do a bit of shopping, but now he's left sort of shifting awkwardly in place as he tries not to fall over. sure, he's been a pony before - both the regular sort and the oddly proportioned cartoon sort - but those times he was fully equine, not... a bunch of pieces stuck together while still being mostly human from the waist up. his hand moves to the single, off-center horn coming out of his forehead and he frowns briefly. this entire 'costume' is going to prove rather inconvenient.]


(ooc: experiment!kai? idfk)

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[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... Kai? You look terrible.

[trust Ri to always get to the (blunt) point]

[seasides]

How bad is it? I can see some of the changes, obviously.

[he gestures vaguely at his newly acquired horsebutt.]

And I can feel the horn...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well... you know how legos come in different colors and you can stack them together however you want? You're technicolor. I'm pretty sure from the colors that you're... uh... all sorts of different horse-like animal parts.

[seasides]

That's very specific.

[he sounds amused, twisting his upper body around a bit to examine his horse end.]

The middle is definitely a zebra... do you think the front is just a regular horse?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I'm a specific kind of guy! And... uh. I don't know much about horses. I don't even know if you're... well... a boy horse. It would be rude to, uh, check.

[seasides]

[...why did you have to say that, Ri. now he's curious, and trying to bend his human half forward so he can try and see underneath himself.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Hey! Stop that! It's gross!

[seasides]

What! How else am I going to find out? I can't even feel everything properly past my waist yet!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Probably because you're all stitched up. You're like... Frankenstein's horse.

[stormytides.livejournal.com]

[Aqua just squints.]

What are you supposed to be, Kai?

[seasides]

No idea. I'd say a centaur, except I'm pretty certain those aren't pieced together like I am right now.

[stormytides.livejournal.com]

And I'd be tempted to say chimera, but they're usually a rather different blend...

[She shakes her head.]

[seasides]

Yeah. Whatever I am, it's inconvenient, to say the least. I'm not sure I'll be able to get into my house properly.

[stormytides.livejournal.com]

That does seem like it'll be awkward. [Frown.] And clothes - are you cold at all?

[seasides]

Not really, no.

[he could probably use a shirt, but he's not about to get sick without one.]

[stormytides.livejournal.com]

Well, at least that's one positive thing.

[seasides]

I guess so, yeah. Considering there's a chance I might have to sleep outside or something.

[his tail swishes behind him. it's not like his horse end is that big, not really any bigger than a regular horse, but still.]

[dawnrise]

[Hey guess who. It's a very pale (and confused) Riku, on her way home to her coffin. Like any other time she's been out during daylight this month, she's wearing a long black coat and gloves. Nothing resembling the Organization uniform, thankfully. It's more like a trenchcoat, which unfortunately means no hood. That would explain the black parasol she has over one shoulder.]

Did Red get his hands on you?

[seasides]

Unfortunately, no.

[if he had, it could be reversed before Halloween, after all.]

This is all the dressing room.

[dawnrise]

[Gosh, she knows. She's moving closer, tilting her head as she looks him over.]

That's... definitely Halloween.

[seasides]

I guess so. Being in parts, maybe, but centaurs don't exactly scream October festivities.

[dawnrise]

You do.

[She gestures at him, stopping just a couple feet away.]

Nice stitches.

[seasides]

They look badly done.

[he touches the 'scarring' down his front. they all look so sloppy, it's a wonder he's even staying together.]

[dawnrise]

Looks like Halloween Town.

[She lowers the parasol just a bit, head tilted.]

How's it feel?

[seasides]

I couldn't tell you yet, honestly. I can barely feel anything past my waist yet. Not necessarily like it's numb, but more like the horse part hasn't completely connected yet... or something.