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[seasides]

Alright, how is this a costume? Seriously?

[Kai is looking just a teensy bit different this morning. he'd been on his way to do a bit of shopping, but now he's left sort of shifting awkwardly in place as he tries not to fall over. sure, he's been a pony before - both the regular sort and the oddly proportioned cartoon sort - but those times he was fully equine, not... a bunch of pieces stuck together while still being mostly human from the waist up. his hand moves to the single, off-center horn coming out of his forehead and he frowns briefly. this entire 'costume' is going to prove rather inconvenient.]


(ooc: experiment!kai? idfk)

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[dawnrise]

[She thinks about it a moment, then moves closer and holds a hand up.]

Mind if I feel?

[seasides]

Go ahead.

[maybe it'll help him get some feeling in everywhere!]

[dawnrise]

[She does! And by that I mean she moves forward to put her hand a bit below the first stitches, where the horse part begins, and not quite anywhere near the zebra bit.]

Huh...

[seasides]

[the muscle twitches a little under her touch, and Kai looks surprised, then pleased.]

I kind of felt that!

[dawnrise]

[She raises an eyebrow, then gives him a poke.]

How 'bout that?

[seasides]

[it takes a second, but he nods! this is great.]

Looks like it's starting to get better.

[dawnrise]

[She smirks at him and puts her free hand on her hip.]

Maybe you need a massage.

[seasides]

Are you offering?

[why yes, he is waggling his eyebrows. you brought this on yourself, with such an open line, Riku!]

[dawnrise]

I might break something if I tried.

[She wiggles her fingers at him menacingly, baring her fangs. What a dork.]

[seasides]

That's pretty unfortunate.

[single crystalline tear, Riku.]

[dawnrise]

[Yeah, that works on her about as well as pouting. Which is none at all.]

Would you accept one when we're both human again?

[seasides]

I guess if that's my only option.

[SIGH. you're so cruel to him!]

[dawnrise]

'Fraid so. At least now you have something to look forward to.

[seasides]

I suppose you're right.

[this horse thing... it's going to take some getting used to though.]

[dawnrise]

Could be worse... right?

[It's certainly not going to be the easiest costume to maneuver around in.]

[seasides]

It definitely could be.

[but this is certainly bad enough.]

[dawnrise]

I could make you a vampire monster centaur.

[He could be a zombie horse. He could be falling apart! It could always be worse.]

[seasides]

[pfffhahaha.]

No thanks. I don't know if it'd even work.

[RIKU THINK ABOUT YOUR SUGGESTION.

your bites cause pleasure.

his lower 'half' is a horse do you really even want to be responsible for that.]

[dawnrise]

Neither do I.

[LIKE SHE'D ACTUALLY BITE HIM and gosh he doesn't know about that, does he? I don't think so. Also she does not want to think about that ever, thank you very much.]

[seasides]

[no, he doesn't know about that aspect of her bite. he knows some vampires have it, of course, but not that she does!]

So we'll just pass on that idea, then.

[dawnrise]

[He is not going to find out.]

Fiiine. Take away all my fun.

[seasides]

Some other time, promise.

[dawnrise]

In the meantime, I could keep you supplied with carrots and sugarcubes this month.

[Neeeigh.]

[seasides]

[he's going to hit her for that. lightly.]

[dawnrise]

[She will flinch dramatically, but she's smirking.]