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Alright, how is this a costume? Seriously?

[Kai is looking just a teensy bit different this morning. he'd been on his way to do a bit of shopping, but now he's left sort of shifting awkwardly in place as he tries not to fall over. sure, he's been a pony before - both the regular sort and the oddly proportioned cartoon sort - but those times he was fully equine, not... a bunch of pieces stuck together while still being mostly human from the waist up. his hand moves to the single, off-center horn coming out of his forehead and he frowns briefly. this entire 'costume' is going to prove rather inconvenient.]


(ooc: experiment!kai? idfk)

Comments

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[...why did you have to say that, Ri. now he's curious, and trying to bend his human half forward so he can try and see underneath himself.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Hey! Stop that! It's gross!

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What! How else am I going to find out? I can't even feel everything properly past my waist yet!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Probably because you're all stitched up. You're like... Frankenstein's horse.

[seasides]

Yeah, it's... an interesting 'costume' to say the least.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Very Halloweentown-ish, at least. I guess that counts.

[seasides]

I guess so. Still, I think I'd have preferred a more... classic costume.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... at least you're not a zombie? Or dead. I usually end up dead during Halloween.

Or a woman.

[he's trying to cheer you up!]

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[it makes him laugh!]

Yeah, I do prefer this over just being dead.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... I hope you don't fall apart though. That would be super gross.

[he's eyeing those stitches critically]

[seasides]

Here's hoping. I don't want to see if I can fall to pieces.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Do you think... like... you'd feel it? I mean, being in pieces? That would be completely disgusting and creepy and totally something the DR would do for Halloween.

[seasides]

...maybe. That is really gross, though.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

................... can I touch your horse parts? Not in a weird way. I just wanna know if you can feel it.

[you are more fascinating than usual!]

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Sure, go ahead.

[he won't make a comment on the 'horse parts' bit.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[Ri will be cautiously poking the different horse parts of Kai with one finger, trying to be careful and making sure to not get close to those sketchy looking stitches; he'd feel terrible if he made Kai fall apart]

... well, you feel solid-ish to me.

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[he snorts, shifting in place.]

I can feel that poking, sort of.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

'Sort of' isn't really feeling properly though. Can you... move around okay? You aren't falling down or anything, are you?

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Yes, I can move. It happens pretty automatically, though I've gotten a bit wobbly once or twice. Not enough to fall.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

At least you don't have to think too hard about it. I'd hate for you to end up a mess of horse parts.

[seasides]

That would definitely be unfortunate. Especially since with no pockets, I can't call someone to help me if I fall apart.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Huh. Maybe I can rig something so you can wear your phone around your neck? Like a lanyard.

... with a bell.

[seasides]

That would be pretty handy.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I can make you up something really quick. I have lots of bells.

[seasides]

Right now? That works.