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[seasides]

Alright, how is this a costume? Seriously?

[Kai is looking just a teensy bit different this morning. he'd been on his way to do a bit of shopping, but now he's left sort of shifting awkwardly in place as he tries not to fall over. sure, he's been a pony before - both the regular sort and the oddly proportioned cartoon sort - but those times he was fully equine, not... a bunch of pieces stuck together while still being mostly human from the waist up. his hand moves to the single, off-center horn coming out of his forehead and he frowns briefly. this entire 'costume' is going to prove rather inconvenient.]


(ooc: experiment!kai? idfk)

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[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

................... can I touch your horse parts? Not in a weird way. I just wanna know if you can feel it.

[you are more fascinating than usual!]

[seasides]

Sure, go ahead.

[he won't make a comment on the 'horse parts' bit.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[Ri will be cautiously poking the different horse parts of Kai with one finger, trying to be careful and making sure to not get close to those sketchy looking stitches; he'd feel terrible if he made Kai fall apart]

... well, you feel solid-ish to me.

[seasides]

[he snorts, shifting in place.]

I can feel that poking, sort of.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

'Sort of' isn't really feeling properly though. Can you... move around okay? You aren't falling down or anything, are you?

[seasides]

Yes, I can move. It happens pretty automatically, though I've gotten a bit wobbly once or twice. Not enough to fall.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

At least you don't have to think too hard about it. I'd hate for you to end up a mess of horse parts.

[seasides]

That would definitely be unfortunate. Especially since with no pockets, I can't call someone to help me if I fall apart.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Huh. Maybe I can rig something so you can wear your phone around your neck? Like a lanyard.

... with a bell.

[seasides]

That would be pretty handy.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I can make you up something really quick. I have lots of bells.

[seasides]

Right now? That works.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[he beams happily]

Just wait right here. I'll be back in a jiffy.

[seasides]

[that just makes him chuckle.]

Alright, I'll be here.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[Ri dashes off, but returns after a short amount of time with the proper materials, including a ribbon that's a very manly shade of pastel blue]

[seasides]

[he's very fond of the colour, at least. Kai will be a little ways from where he'd been, having found somewhere a little more comfortable than sidewalk to rest on.]

You're pretty quick.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You're my friend. I can't leave you helpless when I can do something about it.

[seasides]

[he laughs a bit.]

I don't think I'm entirely helpless like this.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

But you might sneeze or something and end up a bunch of horse parts on the ground.

I'm getting horse ads in gmail u_u

[seasides]

I really don't think I'll fall apart... it would be kind of silly to stick me in a costume only to go and kill me before Halloween even comes.

are you that surprised? XD

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Then again, this place seems to get its kicks by finding different ways to kill us off.

not really, but it's stuff like "how to make your horse HAPPY" and my brain goes bad places

[seasides]

Hmmm, not really. It likes bringing people in who like to find ways to kill us off. It doesn't really do it on its own.

i get spam for "the finest replicas" and viagra all the time :/

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Same difference. Besides, being a dead angel certainly killed me without anyone else doing anything.

[fussing with the ribbon and bell now yes]

does ri have problems getting it up? ;O

[seasides]

I don't know if I'd count that as killing you. You still get to walk around and all that.

Ri is sulking now because he does not have any problems EVER

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

But I'm still dead. And it feels damn weird, let me tell you. At least if you're dead-dead you don't feel anything. Being a dead angel is crap.