*FLAIL*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

...HOLY HYNE, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?

[Covers chest with arms.  Everyone, meet female Laguna. Awkard Laguna is Awkward. Can has bra? Anyone?]

Comments

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You're totally old! I bet you have to keep your arms like that to keep your tits from hitting your knees! At least I'm perky.

*hey, he lost a foot of height AND has big tits too*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY, they are just really big! I MEAN HUGE!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*squints*

... you mean those mosquito bites? Are you sure you turned into a girl?

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

Just because you got shorter doesn't mean you have to make fun of other people!

And yes, I am a girl! AND I DON'T WANT TO BE!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*twirls and makes a cute pose*

Don't you think I make a pretty girl, old man?

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

More like a brat.... at least I don't go around calling you a BABY! I mean... LOOK HOW SMALL YOU ARE! Are you sure you haven't been taking enhancements?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What do you want me to do, call you grandpa instead? And of course I'm not taking enhancements! I look like my Riku when he gets hit with the girly stick.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

I'm not old enough to be a grandpa, you brat! You look like an 8 year old girl on steroids or something.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! I DO NOT! I'M 18, YOU JERK.

*punches you in the arm with the same force as his male body 8D*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

OW! HEY! *punches right back with same force* YOU DON'T LOOK 18!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he gives you big, HUGE, wibbly green eyes, tears gathering in the corners as he holds the place you hit him*

... y-you... you hit me...

By the way, got summer session soon, will be back in a few hours! D:

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

Bet no one else has ever done that. And don't give me those eyes! I'm too angry to fall for them! You keep calling me an old man when I am not. Now how do you like it ALL having turned around on YOU!


Hmph...

Ok ^^ we can continue later~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*sniffles a little, rubbing his sore arm and looking like a heart-broken chiiiiiiiiiiild you cruel beast*

^_^

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

:D

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*m-might be crying you heartless man*

Sociology is BORING

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

awwww

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*sniffling, his silver hair falling into his eyes to hide his face*

Indeed

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*throws his shoe at you then*

YOU JERK. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COMFORT CRYING GIRLS YOU KNOW.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

I don't comfort girls who are fake crying. And you aren't even originally a girl, remember? You're a boy who looks way too young and anyone older than him is apparently an old man or woman.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*huffs and crosses his arms*

Man, even grumpy Leon is more fun that you. And everyone is older than me here. I even call Larxene an old hag, just to piss her off.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

...you're 18. I doubt EVERYONE here is older than that. I've seen far too many of your doubles and doubles of Sora and doubles of just... EVERYONE to know that there are people here UNDER 18.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm 2. 3 if you count the year I was dead.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

...Wait, what?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I'm a replica... a clone. My physical body is about 18 years old, but I've only actually lived for about 2 years, though I guess I'd count it as 3, since I was dead for a year before I was brought back.

*shrugs a little, since most of the people he's run into already know he's a replica and it doesn't bother him so much*