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*FLAIL*

...HOLY HYNE, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?

[Covers chest with arms.  Everyone, meet female Laguna. Awkard Laguna is Awkward. Can has bra? Anyone?]

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. And I'm pretty dangerous, except that my Heart already belongs to three people and I don't want to hurt them.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, how was I supposed to know? People here can be with other people and still fuck whoever they want. It's nuts.

*what, no Raine?*

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
*oh okay!*

Okay, fine then. You're not a pervert even though you like to poke the boobs of girls half your age.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
*swats your hand and gives you a boob poke back*

But they're still mine while I have them!

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
... don't you have a bra? It'll help keep you from being all saggy. And they're great support. Look!

*and he jumps up and down*

See! They hardly go anywhere!

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I got mine from Riku-piku-pi since we're the same size.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
*gropes*

... you're definitely in the C or D-cup range.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's not molestation. You're older than 18~

*he doesn't mind teasing you and giving your boob another grope that shows he knows what he's doing*

Mmm... yeah, definitely a D-cup.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
*one last pet, his thumb maybe brushing over a nipple before he pulls back*

At least I didn't poke you. And anyway, cup sizes are for how big a girl's breasts are. Usually from A-cup to D-cup. Though really tiny boobs can be AA, and really big boobs can be DD or higher.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I told you, I have a girlfriend, so I buy her lingerie sometimes. Mostly panties though, since I keep ripping all of hers. But I like giving her those little sets, where the bra and panties match!

*no shame at all*

@_@ ack not at the moment?

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'd treat her well even if she wasn't having sex with me. The lingerie is like a bonus since I like seeing her in it.

maybe people are tired from otakon?

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
You act like you've never had sex before!

*filter between brain and mouth? none at all*

heheeh yeah lots of people are gone

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
You're missing out then. There's nothing like getting a girl all hot and bothered before you slip your hand up her skirt and get her off. Or just rip the panties right off her and get her legs around you.

*boring you probably only did missionary*

whoo ok

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awwww ;o;

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