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*FLAIL*

...HOLY HYNE, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?

[Covers chest with arms.  Everyone, meet female Laguna. Awkard Laguna is Awkward. Can has bra? Anyone?]

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Because it's widely accepted that all men are dogs. Or pigs. Or some other animal. At least, until they prove otherwise.

*nods to himself*

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. And I'm pretty dangerous, except that my Heart already belongs to three people and I don't want to hurt them.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, how was I supposed to know? People here can be with other people and still fuck whoever they want. It's nuts.

*what, no Raine?*

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
*oh okay!*

Okay, fine then. You're not a pervert even though you like to poke the boobs of girls half your age.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
*swats your hand and gives you a boob poke back*

But they're still mine while I have them!

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
... don't you have a bra? It'll help keep you from being all saggy. And they're great support. Look!

*and he jumps up and down*

See! They hardly go anywhere!

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I got mine from Riku-piku-pi since we're the same size.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
*gropes*

... you're definitely in the C or D-cup range.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's not molestation. You're older than 18~

*he doesn't mind teasing you and giving your boob another grope that shows he knows what he's doing*

Mmm... yeah, definitely a D-cup.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
*one last pet, his thumb maybe brushing over a nipple before he pulls back*

At least I didn't poke you. And anyway, cup sizes are for how big a girl's breasts are. Usually from A-cup to D-cup. Though really tiny boobs can be AA, and really big boobs can be DD or higher.

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I told you, I have a girlfriend, so I buy her lingerie sometimes. Mostly panties though, since I keep ripping all of hers. But I like giving her those little sets, where the bra and panties match!

*no shame at all*

@_@ ack not at the moment?

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'd treat her well even if she wasn't having sex with me. The lingerie is like a bonus since I like seeing her in it.

maybe people are tired from otakon?

[identity profile] windup-boytoy.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
You act like you've never had sex before!

*filter between brain and mouth? none at all*

whoo ok

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awwww ;o;

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