*FLAIL*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

...HOLY HYNE, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?

[Covers chest with arms.  Everyone, meet female Laguna. Awkard Laguna is Awkward. Can has bra? Anyone?]

Comments

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

Oh, Hyne, NO!

It's just... I don't WANT to get it and if I think about it... YOU NEVER KNOW...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*flailing more*

You don't think it'll last that long do you?! What if we're girls so long we get it?! Would we be able to change back?

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

It'd have to be at least a month and if the spells run as long as they usually have... I'd say two days. So I don't think we'd have anything to worry about...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

................ what if you get pregnant?

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

I'd have to have sex to get pregnant, Riku. Along with a period. I think I'm okay.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

No, I mean in general. Have you seen how horny some of the people here are? I can't even count the number of times I've walked in on something.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, I have too but... like I said, I have to have my period first and then have sex. I may be a guy normally but I know enough about females to know about their periods and pregnancy.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... what would a guy like you know about girls?

*dubious replica is dubious*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

Um, I've dated them?

*he's like in his late 20s, it would be sad if he didn't!*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You must be lying. You're too dorky to pick up any girls.

*shot to the ego?*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

Well I never said I dated a lot! *humph* I'm not lying.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gives you an appraising look*

... I guess you're good-looking enough to get a girl. If you didn't talk alot.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

It's not the talk, its the leg cramps I get when I am nervous...>__>;;

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... what leg cramps? Do you have a disease?

*he really has no sense of tact*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

No. When I get nervous... my leg cramps up. It's rather embarrassing...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... you're kind of fail, Laguna. And here I thought you were getting kinda cool.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*crosses his arms* One of them found it cute. Too bad the army called me out... I thought she was the one too... *MDBFJDFB YOU ARE MAKING HIM ANGST ABOUT JULIA NOW*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

That look on your face is kinda scary. Don't tell me you played 'rub out this cramp' with her or something.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* No. She'd seen me fall over numerous times to know that I was being serious. Never made her 'rub it out' though. I was nervous enough already.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you're not just a common pervert. That's a point in your favor.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*gives Riku a look* I wasn't a common pervert to begin with.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

That's another point then. Girls don't like perverts generally.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

....

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What are you giving me that look for?

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

What made you even think I was a pervert to begin with?