*FLAIL*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

...HOLY HYNE, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?

[Covers chest with arms.  Everyone, meet female Laguna. Awkard Laguna is Awkward. Can has bra? Anyone?]

Comments

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What are you giving me that look for?

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

What made you even think I was a pervert to begin with?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Because it's widely accepted that all men are dogs. Or pigs. Or some other animal. At least, until they prove otherwise.

*nods to himself*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

...you're a guy too.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. And I'm pretty dangerous, except that my Heart already belongs to three people and I don't want to hurt them.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

And my heart belongs to someone as well. *he totally means Julia even though he can't have her, but its trueeeeeee, he really does love her*

But nooo, no one thinks to ask about that before ASSUMING things.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, how was I supposed to know? People here can be with other people and still fuck whoever they want. It's nuts.

*what, no Raine?*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*not that far yet!*

Exactly! You assumed! Just people a lot of people are doing it here doesn't EVERYONE is.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*oh okay!*

Okay, fine then. You're not a pervert even though you like to poke the boobs of girls half your age.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

You aren't half my age but I won't like about poking boobs.

*poke* It's not like you'll be keeping them anyway.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*swats your hand and gives you a boob poke back*

But they're still mine while I have them!

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*shrug* True.

*he doesn't poke anymore, crossing his arms to help support himself. What? They're BIG!*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... don't you have a bra? It'll help keep you from being all saggy. And they're great support. Look!

*and he jumps up and down*

See! They hardly go anywhere!

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

I don't have one yet (http://community.livejournal.com/kingdomdressing/1121954.html?thread=58626210#t58626210)

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I got mine from Riku-piku-pi since we're the same size.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

I don't even know my size... I should probably go look for one though...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gropes*

... you're definitely in the C or D-cup range.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Hey! I didn't grope you! Why are you groping me!!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

It's not molestation. You're older than 18~

*he doesn't mind teasing you and giving your boob another grope that shows he knows what he's doing*

Mmm... yeah, definitely a D-cup.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

I said groping, not molesting! :P

*Laguna squirms under Riku's...groping...*

I don't know what a D means...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*one last pet, his thumb maybe brushing over a nipple before he pulls back*

At least I didn't poke you. And anyway, cup sizes are for how big a girl's breasts are. Usually from A-cup to D-cup. Though really tiny boobs can be AA, and really big boobs can be DD or higher.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*bites back a squeak because that touch felt rather good...*

...how do you know all that?...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I told you, I have a girlfriend, so I buy her lingerie sometimes. Mostly panties though, since I keep ripping all of hers. But I like giving her those little sets, where the bra and panties match!

*no shame at all*

Know anyone who can visit Laguna's other thread *shameless plug, sorry! xD;;*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

...you're rather thorough...

*doesn't want to know about the 'ripping'*

@_@ ack not at the moment?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd treat her well even if she wasn't having sex with me. The lingerie is like a bonus since I like seeing her in it.