*FLAIL*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

...HOLY HYNE, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?

[Covers chest with arms.  Everyone, meet female Laguna. Awkard Laguna is Awkward. Can has bra? Anyone?]

Comments

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

Um, I've dated them?

*he's like in his late 20s, it would be sad if he didn't!*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

You must be lying. You're too dorky to pick up any girls.

*shot to the ego?*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

Well I never said I dated a lot! *humph* I'm not lying.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gives you an appraising look*

... I guess you're good-looking enough to get a girl. If you didn't talk alot.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

It's not the talk, its the leg cramps I get when I am nervous...>__>;;

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... what leg cramps? Do you have a disease?

*he really has no sense of tact*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

No. When I get nervous... my leg cramps up. It's rather embarrassing...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... you're kind of fail, Laguna. And here I thought you were getting kinda cool.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*crosses his arms* One of them found it cute. Too bad the army called me out... I thought she was the one too... *MDBFJDFB YOU ARE MAKING HIM ANGST ABOUT JULIA NOW*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

That look on your face is kinda scary. Don't tell me you played 'rub out this cramp' with her or something.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* No. She'd seen me fall over numerous times to know that I was being serious. Never made her 'rub it out' though. I was nervous enough already.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you're not just a common pervert. That's a point in your favor.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*gives Riku a look* I wasn't a common pervert to begin with.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

That's another point then. Girls don't like perverts generally.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

....

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What are you giving me that look for?

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

What made you even think I was a pervert to begin with?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Because it's widely accepted that all men are dogs. Or pigs. Or some other animal. At least, until they prove otherwise.

*nods to himself*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

...you're a guy too.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. And I'm pretty dangerous, except that my Heart already belongs to three people and I don't want to hurt them.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

And my heart belongs to someone as well. *he totally means Julia even though he can't have her, but its trueeeeeee, he really does love her*

But nooo, no one thinks to ask about that before ASSUMING things.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Well, how was I supposed to know? People here can be with other people and still fuck whoever they want. It's nuts.

*what, no Raine?*

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

*not that far yet!*

Exactly! You assumed! Just people a lot of people are doing it here doesn't EVERYONE is.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*oh okay!*

Okay, fine then. You're not a pervert even though you like to poke the boobs of girls half your age.

[prez-leg-cramp.livejournal.com]

You aren't half my age but I won't like about poking boobs.

*poke* It's not like you'll be keeping them anyway.