Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

What is this, some form of witchcraft?

[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated. There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]

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[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Why don't you try me out first.

[Eyebrow waggle.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Wow that was so unattractive. ]

You were pulled here by this place itself, there's no exit, and there are a bunch of doubles of people, a lot of which fight with giant keys for swords.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

You haven't by chance been out in the sun too long, have you?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Nope, there's no sun here seeing as we're all stuck indoors. Believe what you want, you'll see the doubles yourself soon enough.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is, I might see a lot of twins?

[Oh, he likes this idea.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Except for the fact that none of them are related.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Even better.

[Settles an arm around her shoulders.]

Does that mean you have one too?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

There are plenty of people who look like me here, and you have five seconds to move your arm before I deck you.

[ Well, that was said rather calmly. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[That just makes him pull her closer, his arm straying down to her hip.]

I like a woman with a bit of fire in her blood.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Well here, Gaston, have a vicious uppercut to the chin. She does not like being touched without permission, especially like that. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[His jaw is pretty damn solid, though he is rubbing it a little. You could do with a few more tavern brawls.]

Perhaps a bit less fire.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Excuse me? I don't just train with the Keyblade you know, I do hand-to-hand pretty damn well. Anyway, putting some space between them. ]

And you could do with a lot less ego.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[But with people who have heads as thick as his?]

Are all the women around here so ill mannered?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ True. She's shaking her hand out a bit, tempted to summon her Keyblade just to whack him with it. ]

Well they're certainly not going to swoon at the sight of you and those over-sized trunks you call arms. And unwanted touching? Not going to win you any points either.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! Women everywhere go faint at the sight of this.

[Hello chest hair. And muscle. It's flexing, just for you.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's just gross!

[ Covering her eyes with her hands now. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Grossly intimidating, I know.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

No, just gross. Disgusting, if you want a different word.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Not everyone can be as refined as myself. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Refined? You seem pretty far from that.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

You'll never find a man with a mouth like that, you know. Why don't you be a good girl and go make me a sandwich.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Oh hell no, you did not. Her Keyblade - not that flowery thing, but the one Vanitas uses - flashes into her hand and she grips it tightly, glaring darkly at him. ]

How about you shut your stupid mouth before I break all the teeth in it? Really, one would think such a refined gentleman would be able to speak better to a princess.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[He's momentarily distracted by that display, before he catches your words. Then bursts out laughing.]

Princess?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ She levels the weapon at him, head tilting up slightly. And look, her speech has gone rather formal and even in tone! ]

Quite. I may not have acted as such, but then again I don't believe someone as swinish as you deserves such an honour.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[Totally not intimidated. You're a female.]

Then allow me to re-introduce myself. I'm Gaston, the Prince- no, the King of all Paris.