Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

What is this, some form of witchcraft?

[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated. There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]

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[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ She levels the weapon at him, head tilting up slightly. And look, her speech has gone rather formal and even in tone! ]

Quite. I may not have acted as such, but then again I don't believe someone as swinish as you deserves such an honour.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[Totally not intimidated. You're a female.]

Then allow me to re-introduce myself. I'm Gaston, the Prince- no, the King of all Paris.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

And the King of Liars, I assume?

[ Sorry, were you trying to be impressive? ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

No more than yourself, I'm sure.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. I really am royalty. Of course, it's rather difficult to learn as such when you're stolen away at a young age.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[He is so sympathetic, really. No, he's just wondering where the nearest loony bin is, because clearly you've escaped.]

How terribly heartbreaking.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Mmhm. I'm sure you don't believe a word I'm saying, but I get the feeling that happens with females around you anyway.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. If you're not going to get me something to eat, why don't you be a good girl and find some socks to wash.

[Yeah, he was listening. Maybe.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

No thanks, there are washing machines for that.

[ Nonchalant; careful, Gaston, she's still got her weapon out and is wondering what would happen to your chest hair if she broke it off after freezing you. ]

Are you even capable of preparing your own food?

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[You call that a weapon?]

Of course, but I haven't seen any game around here.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

If you shoot any of the animals around here, there'll be dozens of people after your head. Pretty much all of them are pets.

There's dead stuff in the kitchen, butchered and everything.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Where's the sport in that?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Killing for sport is pointless. If you're so bent on killing things, try Heartless on for size.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

No, killing for sport is what men do. It has the added bonus of being one of the things I do best. Now, what is this Heartless you speak of?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Like I said, pointless.

[ Snap. ]

Heartless are a type of creature particularly fond of ripping the hearts right out of people.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

They sound like real monsters. Tell me, what do they look like? Do they have claws and large teeth?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely. Some are barely larger than a dog, but others can get twice, even three times the size of you yourself.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Horns or antlers? I could use some new ones to add to my wall.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there are a couple with trophy-worthy parts.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Right! Just show Gaston here where your big bad monster is, and he'll take care of it for you.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ She's doing her very best to not look too amused, so she just nods. ]

Follow me, I'll show you exactly where it is.

[ She'd been meaning to take care of that sleeping Behemoth she saw earlier... ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[Follows! Behemoth, what.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ You know, this guy (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/6/60/Behemoth_Better_Quality.jpg) :} ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[Oh that looks like fun. ♥]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Well, considering it's end game KH1 levels of hard... do bullets even work on Heartless~?

Also, that noise sounded like the cross between a bull and a bear. Somehow. It came from further down the hall they're heading along. ]