http://uniquelymale.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] uniquelymale.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kingdomdressing2009-12-10 05:34 pm

Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D

What is this, some form of witchcraft?

[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated. There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well here, Gaston, have a vicious uppercut to the chin. She does not like being touched without permission, especially like that. ]

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Excuse me? I don't just train with the Keyblade you know, I do hand-to-hand pretty damn well. Anyway, putting some space between them. ]

And you could do with a lot less ego.

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ True. She's shaking her hand out a bit, tempted to summon her Keyblade just to whack him with it. ]

Well they're certainly not going to swoon at the sight of you and those over-sized trunks you call arms. And unwanted touching? Not going to win you any points either.

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's just gross!

[ Covering her eyes with her hands now. ]

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
No, just gross. Disgusting, if you want a different word.

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Refined? You seem pretty far from that.

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh hell no, you did not. Her Keyblade - not that flowery thing, but the one Vanitas uses - flashes into her hand and she grips it tightly, glaring darkly at him. ]

How about you shut your stupid mouth before I break all the teeth in it? Really, one would think such a refined gentleman would be able to speak better to a princess.

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ She levels the weapon at him, head tilting up slightly. And look, her speech has gone rather formal and even in tone! ]

Quite. I may not have acted as such, but then again I don't believe someone as swinish as you deserves such an honour.

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
And the King of Liars, I assume?

[ Sorry, were you trying to be impressive? ]

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. I really am royalty. Of course, it's rather difficult to learn as such when you're stolen away at a young age.

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Mmhm. I'm sure you don't believe a word I'm saying, but I get the feeling that happens with females around you anyway.

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
No thanks, there are washing machines for that.

[ Nonchalant; careful, Gaston, she's still got her weapon out and is wondering what would happen to your chest hair if she broke it off after freezing you. ]

Are you even capable of preparing your own food?

[identity profile] temporaltrap.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
If you shoot any of the animals around here, there'll be dozens of people after your head. Pretty much all of them are pets.

There's dead stuff in the kitchen, butchered and everything.