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kingdomdressing2009-12-10 05:34 pm
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Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D
What is this, some form of witchcraft?
[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated.There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]
[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated.
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Perhaps a bit less fire.
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And you could do with a lot less ego.
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Are all the women around here so ill mannered?
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Well they're certainly not going to swoon at the sight of you and those over-sized trunks you call arms. And unwanted touching? Not going to win you any points either.
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[Hello chest hair. And muscle. It's flexing, just for you.]
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[ Covering her eyes with her hands now. ]
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How about you shut your stupid mouth before I break all the teeth in it? Really, one would think such a refined gentleman would be able to speak better to a princess.
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Princess?
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Quite. I may not have acted as such, but then again I don't believe someone as swinish as you deserves such an honour.
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Then allow me to re-introduce myself. I'm Gaston, the Prince- no, the King of all Paris.
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[ Sorry, were you trying to be impressive? ]
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How terribly heartbreaking.
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[Yeah, he was listening. Maybe.]
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[ Nonchalant; careful, Gaston, she's still got her weapon out and is wondering what would happen to your chest hair if she broke it off after freezing you. ]
Are you even capable of preparing your own food?
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Of course, but I haven't seen any game around here.
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There's dead stuff in the kitchen, butchered and everything.
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