Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

What is this, some form of witchcraft?

[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated. There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]

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[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[He's surprisingly agile for someone his size. If this were a normal beast he might have dropped it in its tracks by now. As it is, he's just doing his best to try to wound the creature.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Well it's being wounded, at least! If he manages to keep attacking for a while, he might even be able to take it down. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[He didn't get all this muscle with no stamina. Even when he's knocked down, he's hard-headed enough to get right back up again for another go.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ She'd ask if he needs help, but she's pretty sure that would just make him more stubborn. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[It certainly would. Especially since he's already aware that you're watching the fight, and it's making him more showy than usual. He's starting to wear down though, and a sudden swipe of the behemoth's paw sends him crashing into a wall.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ --Well, that's enough to get her moving, casting a Cure on him and heading in to do some damage of her own. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[He's just gonna lay here a bit, k. If it were possible to have little stars flying around his head, he'd have them.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Poor guy. That's what he gets for being overconfident though. Hope he doesn't mind if she finishes it off- and oh, joy, there's another one taking its place from some darkness that sprung up on the other side of the room. Hold on, taking that down, too. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[He'll be waking up around the time that second one is defeated, a hand to his head as he squints to make sense of what's going on.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, don't mind her, she's just sorting through what got dropped. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[dropped? the things you kill aren't supposed to drop anything.]

Where'd it go?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

It's dead. So's the second one. Did I forget to mention Heartless fade when defeated?

[ Delicious synth items. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Second one? Fade? Wait- you defeated them both?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Mmhm. They're not the hardest I've fought.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

[He's actually silent for a moment as he pieces this together. When he does, you're getting a strong arm around your shoulders as he pulls you close for a bear-hug]

A girl after my own heart!

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

[ Agh what, not what she was expecting! She lets out a surprised noise, attempting to extract herself from the hug. ]

Can you let me go please?

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd find a girl who could match me in skill! We'll get married at once, of course. You should have no problem taking care of the boys and the dogs... We'll have six or seven, I think.

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

No.

[ Now let go or you'll never be reproducing with anyone. Ever. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Eight, nine? You sure do have ambition!

[Don't say things like that, you'll scare the family jewels. Besides, there's children around.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

I don't want any kids, with you or anyone else. And I'm not getting married to you, either.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

I see you're a woman that's hard to please. What do you want, if not a man with my own rugged good looks?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

I have no intention of getting married anytime soon, so I haven't really thought about it.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Not to be rude, but you might want to before you turn into a spinster. Of course, were that to happen, I might still take you in and wed you.

[Because that's obviously something to be grateful for.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that women in my world generally wait until at least their twenties to wed. It's more about love than anything where I'm from. Besides, the average lifespan there is around eighty years. I think I can afford to wait.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Enough time around me, and you'll be so full of love for me you won't want to wait!