Ladies to the left, men out the door. ;D

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

What is this, some form of witchcraft?

[Gaston here has been wandering around the DR a bit, taking in his surroundings. He's wound his way back to the door he remembers coming out of, but every time he opens it there's a different room. He's looking v. v. confused, and a little irritated. There can be mistletoe growing above the door if you're feeling sadistic.]

Comments

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

No.

[ Now let go or you'll never be reproducing with anyone. Ever. ]

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Eight, nine? You sure do have ambition!

[Don't say things like that, you'll scare the family jewels. Besides, there's children around.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

I don't want any kids, with you or anyone else. And I'm not getting married to you, either.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

I see you're a woman that's hard to please. What do you want, if not a man with my own rugged good looks?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

I have no intention of getting married anytime soon, so I haven't really thought about it.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Not to be rude, but you might want to before you turn into a spinster. Of course, were that to happen, I might still take you in and wed you.

[Because that's obviously something to be grateful for.]

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that women in my world generally wait until at least their twenties to wed. It's more about love than anything where I'm from. Besides, the average lifespan there is around eighty years. I think I can afford to wait.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Enough time around me, and you'll be so full of love for me you won't want to wait!

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

You say that like anyone could stand to be around you for very long.

[uniquelymale.livejournal.com]

Oh~? Are you trying to deny the attraction between us?

[temporaltrap.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's pretty amazing how big your ego is. I'm not attracted to you at all. In fact, not only is your attitude incredibly off-putting, I'm not really a fan of gigantic muscles.