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[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

WHERE DO YOU BUY THONGS? I want to eat one, I've never tasted one before.

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[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

GO TO YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND ASK THE MANAGER.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T ASK YOU.

WHERE'S THE NEAREST STORE?

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

NO ONE ELSE WAS GOING TO ANSWER YOU. SO...

ABOUT TWO MILES AWAY.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE. Can you?

I'LL HAVE TO STEAL SOME MUNNY FROM TERRA, BUT DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM IT WAS ME OR I'LL GET YELLED AT.

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK INTO THE FUTURE TO KNOW NO ONE WAS GOING TO HELP YOU. IT WAS REALLY REALLY OBVIOUS.

OH HO HO HO~ YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME~

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

THAT'S A LIE PEOPLE WILL HELP ME. YOU WAIT AND SEE AND WHEN THEY DO I WILL JAM IT SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL BE EATING MY FIST FOR YEARS.

THANKS, I APPRECIATE IT.

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

PEOPLE WHO LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DON'T COUNT.. SO YOU KNOW.

I WON'T TELL A SOUL. [innocent smile]

[roxaschu.livejournal.com]

... ...

[ this is Roxas' soon-to-be-patented "what the heck" look. he's been using it a lot today. ]

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

... What? Would you happen to have, like, a spare thong I could eat cuz the grocery store is like two miles away and I'm not sure in which direction.

[roxaschu.livejournal.com]

I hate to tell you this, but thongs aren't supposed to be food.

[ even if he's silently amused by the confusion. ]

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Well if they're not food, then why do you eat them? That's RETARDED.

[roxaschu.livejournal.com]

I think you've been had, Ven.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

I... I think so, too. Namine explained it to me. I kind of want to DIE right now.

[roxaschu.livejournal.com]

[ pats gingerly. ]

Well, we've all been there.

[savagestatic.livejournal.com]

[laaaauuuuughs]

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

YOU SHUT UP, WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

................................

Ven.

What gave you the idea that thongs are...edible?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Well, thongs are food, right? So logically you should be able to eat them.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

.................

They're not. They're an article of clothing. Specifically, women's clothing.

1/?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Oh.

2/?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

OH.

3/3

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

...who gave you information that thongs are something to be digested?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

That retard Sora who's looking for aliens and espers and dumb stuff like that! I asked him what a thong was and he said it was a food. I'm so going to KICK HIS ASS.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

[[she cranes her neck to see who he means]]

You shouldn't believe everything he says if he's retarded.