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[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

WHERE DO YOU BUY THONGS? I want to eat one, I've never tasted one before.

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[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T ASK YOU.

WHERE'S THE NEAREST STORE?

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

NO ONE ELSE WAS GOING TO ANSWER YOU. SO...

ABOUT TWO MILES AWAY.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE. Can you?

I'LL HAVE TO STEAL SOME MUNNY FROM TERRA, BUT DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM IT WAS ME OR I'LL GET YELLED AT.

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK INTO THE FUTURE TO KNOW NO ONE WAS GOING TO HELP YOU. IT WAS REALLY REALLY OBVIOUS.

OH HO HO HO~ YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME~

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

THAT'S A LIE PEOPLE WILL HELP ME. YOU WAIT AND SEE AND WHEN THEY DO I WILL JAM IT SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL BE EATING MY FIST FOR YEARS.

THANKS, I APPRECIATE IT.

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

PEOPLE WHO LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DON'T COUNT.. SO YOU KNOW.

I WON'T TELL A SOUL. [innocent smile]

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU IMPLYING I'M UGLY? BECAUSE THIS IS ALL TOTAL HOTNESS RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

I'M COUNTING ON YOU, BRO.

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

MAYBE I AMMMMM. AND THERE IS NOTHING TO BE JEALOUS OF, TCH.

BROS B4 HOS, AS THEY SAY.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

OH COME ON YOU WISH YOU HAVE THESE FLOWING BLOND LOCKS AND BABY BLUE EYES LIKE THE DEEPEST OCEANS. I CAN SEE THE ENVY WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FUGLY SELF.

HIGH FIVE, SO TRUE though I don't have any hos