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[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

WHERE DO YOU BUY THONGS? I want to eat one, I've never tasted one before.

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[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

GO TO YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND ASK THE MANAGER.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T ASK YOU.

WHERE'S THE NEAREST STORE?

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

NO ONE ELSE WAS GOING TO ANSWER YOU. SO...

ABOUT TWO MILES AWAY.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE. Can you?

I'LL HAVE TO STEAL SOME MUNNY FROM TERRA, BUT DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM IT WAS ME OR I'LL GET YELLED AT.

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK INTO THE FUTURE TO KNOW NO ONE WAS GOING TO HELP YOU. IT WAS REALLY REALLY OBVIOUS.

OH HO HO HO~ YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME~

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

THAT'S A LIE PEOPLE WILL HELP ME. YOU WAIT AND SEE AND WHEN THEY DO I WILL JAM IT SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL BE EATING MY FIST FOR YEARS.

THANKS, I APPRECIATE IT.

[roxaschu.livejournal.com]

... ...

[ this is Roxas' soon-to-be-patented "what the heck" look. he's been using it a lot today. ]

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

PEOPLE WHO LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DON'T COUNT.. SO YOU KNOW.

I WON'T TELL A SOUL. [innocent smile]

[savagestatic.livejournal.com]

[laaaauuuuughs]

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

................................

Ven.

What gave you the idea that thongs are...edible?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU IMPLYING I'M UGLY? BECAUSE THIS IS ALL TOTAL HOTNESS RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

I'M COUNTING ON YOU, BRO.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

... What? Would you happen to have, like, a spare thong I could eat cuz the grocery store is like two miles away and I'm not sure in which direction.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

YOU SHUT UP, WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Well, thongs are food, right? So logically you should be able to eat them.

[roxaschu.livejournal.com]

I hate to tell you this, but thongs aren't supposed to be food.

[ even if he's silently amused by the confusion. ]

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

.................

They're not. They're an article of clothing. Specifically, women's clothing.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Well if they're not food, then why do you eat them? That's RETARDED.

1/?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Oh.

2/?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

OH.

3/3

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

...who gave you information that thongs are something to be digested?

[sos-sora.livejournal.com]

MAYBE I AMMMMM. AND THERE IS NOTHING TO BE JEALOUS OF, TCH.

BROS B4 HOS, AS THEY SAY.

[roxaschu.livejournal.com]

I think you've been had, Ven.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

OH COME ON YOU WISH YOU HAVE THESE FLOWING BLOND LOCKS AND BABY BLUE EYES LIKE THE DEEPEST OCEANS. I CAN SEE THE ENVY WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FUGLY SELF.

HIGH FIVE, SO TRUE though I don't have any hos

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

I... I think so, too. Namine explained it to me. I kind of want to DIE right now.