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[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

WHERE DO YOU BUY THONGS? I want to eat one, I've never tasted one before.

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[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

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Ven.

What gave you the idea that thongs are...edible?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Well, thongs are food, right? So logically you should be able to eat them.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

.................

They're not. They're an article of clothing. Specifically, women's clothing.

1/?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Oh.

2/?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

OH.

3/3

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

...who gave you information that thongs are something to be digested?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

That retard Sora who's looking for aliens and espers and dumb stuff like that! I asked him what a thong was and he said it was a food. I'm so going to KICK HIS ASS.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

[[she cranes her neck to see who he means]]

You shouldn't believe everything he says if he's retarded.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

I should have figured out what a STUPID LIAR he was sooner. Good thing you're around, though, it always seems like I'm being bailed out by one Namine or another [grins and thumbs up]

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

[[reminds her of her Roxas so much]]

[smile] Maybe my clones and me decided someone needs to keep you out of trouble.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Or maybe you guys are my guardians angels or something. Which would be pretty sweet. I AM SO SET FOR LIFE.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

[giggle] That's...a lot of us.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, that's what makes it so cool! No matter where I am there's BOUND to be a Namine there, so I have nothing to worry about! I'M INVINCIBLE.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good. I'm alright, but I'm concerned about my other versions. They become immobilized if a Marluxia or Larxene is within a vicinity. If one is in the area, they might not be able to help you.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

Then I would help the Namine out and beat the Marluxia that name is a mouthful or Larxene within an inch of their lives, so they couldn't do JACK to scare anyone.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

That makes you...their guardian angel then.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

It would only be fair; if they were going to be my guardian angel I should return the favor, right?

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they'd like that. See Ven? You're all the Namines hero now!

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

What, really? Me? [is that a hint of a blush? Maaaaybe] No one's ever called me their hero before..

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

[cocks her head] You are to me. Guardian angel or hero, I think you're special.

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

...I think you're really special, too [yep, we have Defcon Blushing]

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

[totally doesn't notice it]

Thanks. You're the first one to tell me thatever since I got here.

..you still have my handkerchief, right?

[owwie-my-head.livejournal.com]

[surprised] Really? I'm sure someone else must have said something like that to you. I mean, cuz it's true. There's no way I'm the first to notice.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. [he takes out her handkerchief; it's been cleaned and no longer contains green smudges, and he hands it back to her] I washed it as soon as I could. Thanks again.

[memory-forger.livejournal.com]

That's really sweet of you, Ven. [smile]

No, keep it. You might need it. And think of it as something to remember me by. [she hands it back]