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Awww~

[She's walking right next to you.]

You're no fun, Athul.

[shoots a look at her] Whath, you juth determined, thhsp, to humiliath me? Well haff at it, sparkths.

Maybe~ But I'm not that mean, hun. I'm just looking to have a little fun. Can't yell at a girl for that~

[Giggles at the nickname. and just for that have another small shock. l:]

...Maybe not mean, but not exathly what I'd call nith, eithf'er.

[jumps at the shock, gives her another look]

Mhmm~ That just describes me perfectly doesn't it~?

So Athul, what kind of word do you come from? Does the entire Org have headgear or do you still have your heart?

[Taps his chest playfully.]

Not thure. How do you do the thparky thing, anyway? Thhsp.

...What do you, ff, mean, 'world?' [looks down at her hand at his chest] I'm a, ff, college thudent...

Oh this little thing? [a few harmless sparks from her fingers] Just a little perk from loosing my heart.

Oh... You still have your heart then? Good for you. Better stay away from the little heartless. They'll gobble it all up. And then you'll be like me~

[stares at the sparks, then at Larxene - what a crazy chick.]

Loothing... your heart. Right. Tffsp.

You're a, ff, trip, you know that?

[looks around] Thith whole plathe ith, really. Where'th the door, anyway? I have a, ff, appointment at eleven, thff.

Oh I did. I'm emotionless, doomed to live an incomplete life. Or some melodramatic thing like that.

No way out~ You're in here for the rest of your life, hun. And if you want to get that headgear taken care of you'll probably have to find a Vexen. Good luck with that~
[snickers]

[raises an eyebrow]

Melodramatick, ff, indeed.

Thounds like you have some therious deprethon ithues,- What wath your name again? Ffsp.

...Reth of my-... [skeptical smirk] Yeah, thure.

[raises eyebrows] Vethen? Ohh no, heeth the guy who put this on - I'm not going back to him, ff.

Nope I'm not depressed~ Anything but. [giggles]
The name's Larxene, Athul.

Have fun wandering the endless halls searching for a way out then. I wont be around to help you when you get eaten by some heartless~

Oh really? Well I'm sure you'll find some doctor in here. God knows everything else is here...

Larthene? You are my dental hygienithist! Ff!

But... not. Thhsp.

Eh, uhh... Ff.

If you don't mind me athking, whath a hearthleth? [envisioning zombies]

Different worlds different Larxenes. Pretty simple.

You don't even know what a heartless is? God, you're hopeless. They are just little monsters that steal your heart. They have glowing yellow eyes and a heart design on them somewhere. Kind of hard to miss.

Oklay...

[nervous smile at the corner of his metal mouth] Thif ith a lot to take in... Thhsp.

Little monthers, ff, are going to thteal my hearth... And they apparently, ff, crawl around thith plath?

Whath do I do to take, ff, care of them?

You haven't seen the other Axels wandering about? I thought you already kind of knew about it.

Yup. Not lots but a good amount. Or so I've heard.
Keyblade... Other weapons. [summons her knives.] But since you're just a regular little human you're pretty defenseless, eh?

Dude, I juth got here. I don't, ff, know everything. Thhsp.

[stares at her knives - this chick is intense.]

...M'not, ff, defenthleth. [folds arms and looks offended] ...I took Judo clathes. [doesn't add that this was in 6th grade.]

Yeah sure. Kind of hard to miss the millions of doubles wandering around, though.

[okay she has to snicker at that] Oh yeah... Hand to hand combat. That will totally work.

Well, I think I'd haff to thee one of these things before I could really, ff, judge for mythelf.

[again with the zombie movies - he's always wanted to see what a zombie apocalypse would be like, now he can find out!]

[kid in a candy store sort of look.] Tho, thould I get like a thotgun or a thinper rithle?

Well there's not a lot of them wandering about. You'll probably never ever run into one. Unless they have another giant heartless invasion...

[raised eyebrow] I don't think those would work on them, hunny. And they're kind of small targets.

[disappointment is clear.] ...Oh. Well that kinda thucks.

I gueth I'll deal with that when it comes, right? [grins]

Tho... uh. Whatcha do for fun around here? Thhffsp.

Yeah a little. They are pretty fun to kill since they are so weak.

I wish you luck when that day comes~

Well most people just have sex like there is no tomorrow. Some blow up microwaves... You know, whatever you want.

Thex and mithrowathes, huh...?

This plath thounds pretty thweet, I gotta, ff, thay. [laughs]

Tho that's what most people do... Doeth that include you? The thex and mithrowathes, I mean, ffft.

Hmm? No not really. Most of the sex addicts are Roxae, Axels, and a few Soras. And the microwaves were three retarded kids. I just hang around and read. It passes the time.

Thora? Really? Ff, never woulda thought.

Roxath I could... underthand. But Thora?

Heh, anyway... Yeah, I read, but it's mothly for thchool. I thit around and play video gameths, uthually. [rubs the back of his neck] But, uh... I play guitar and I'm a hit at trivia night!

[awkward stare.] .....Ffftht.

Well they aren't your Sora and Roxas, gotta remember that~

Oh~? You sound like a grade A nerd. [giggles a little.] The first smart Axel I've seen? Maybe~ Who knows, though?

[might have playfully tapped your shoulder. oh she is so messing with you.]