kingdomdressing | (no subject)

Ehh, honethly, I don't think that'd be the thame.

A lot of people, ff, athually! Moth of the people I know back home work in the, thhsp, dental induthury.

What about you, what do you do for a lithing?

You never know until you give it a try.

Wow... Do you only talk to your dentists or something?

I work for the Organization. Well actually probably not so much any more. [giggles]

I guethh.

And no, of courth not. I juth thpend a lot of time at the dentist, ff. I have a lot of, thhsp, exthperimental headgear testhed on me. Ith a group project, ff.

So in a thense, I "work" for an Organithayshun too.

Experimental? Well that doesn't sound too safe. It might even make your teeth worse.

Well your Organization makes it so you can't walk through a metal detector, mine one the hand is trying desperately to get their hearts back and leading people into darkness. Big diff.

Oh no no, I truth the docthers and, ff, everyone. I'm knowlethble enouth to know when thomething ith dangetherous.

I mean, ff, there wath that time a tooth, ff, popped out but ith back in there now, hahaha! ...Ha... Thhsp.

Getting hearths and leading people to darkneth. If I'm not misthaken, you thound like the bad guyths. [wide metallic smile]

Oh yeah kid... Sounds so safe. Didn't mean to doubt your ability to protect your mouth.

Well you could call us that~ We just wanted our hearts back, though. [cue innocent look.]

Ff, okay, it thounds way worth than it ith... Kkthsshp.

[smirks] Th'okay, my fathorite characthers were alwayth the bad guyth.

Yeah I sure. Are the braces at least free? You aren't paying to have that thing stuck in your mouth, are you?

Oh same here. They always do need a little more love~

No no, I volunteered for everything, ff. Now my teeth are muth betther, but they inthist on keeping this in for thix more months.

...Yeah. Ff. More love. [grins]

If your teeth are good then they should take off the stupid head gear. Common sense right there. [shrugs]

[and did he just make a pass at her? ...This is priceless]

Yup~ Not like we really care for it since we can't really feel. But I guess that's beside the point at this point.

Well no, ff, there are other reathons to keep it on, thhsp, I'm thure. I can't just go and take it oth, either...

...Can't theel, huh? Fft. That's kinda hard to belieth.

You could always talk someone into taking it off, I'm sure.

Oh really? Want to see my collection? I'm actually slightly proud of it.

Ehh... I dunno ith I'd theel comthorable, thhsp, doing that.

Maybe, uh... ith I'm here for thix months, I don't think it'd be a good ithea to keep ith on lonther. Thhsp.

...Collethion? Uh, thure.

Well then you're just gonna have to wait until a dentist shows up. And no way out. You're gonna be here much longer then six months.

Come with me then~ [grabs your arm and walking.]

[frowns, disappointed at that realization] ...Oh.

[looks up, is pulled along] Woah! Fft! What kind of collethion are we talking abouth?

Don't worry kid~ Everything comes in here. We already have a doctor or something... I don't really know or care.

Oh that's a secret~ [pull pull]

[terribly confused, walks along with her to keep her from pulling]

A thecreth...? Uh...

I'll hath to ask, ff, around abouth that docthor... I thould probably thee him about getting this, thhsp, adjusthed so I can thpeak a little bit clearer, but I'm not thure how much it'd really do.

[Oh they are at her room now. Yippie~ Into the room the go. Lets go of his arm and is digging through some drawers]

I haven't actually met any of them so don't expect me to know about any of them. Now where did I put those things...?

[looks around the room - this place shouldn't be too bad, I mean it seems to have the right accommodations - it could be worse. Far worse. He could be in some kind of Silent Hill world, uuugh. Nope, he's in the infinite area with the chick in the Matrix coat. Not complaining here.]

Oh no, I didn't expthect you to know. I'll, uh, ask thomeone elth. I mean, not that you wouldn't know, I juth got the imprethion you didn't, ff.

What are you looking for, exacthly? [tries to look over her shoulder]

[That matrix coat is pretty stylish, eh? Also still digging through that dresser]

I get what you meant, kid. No need to freak out.

Wait a second and you'll see~

[aha! and she finds a small ornate box you would expect something of great value waiting inside. she puts that on top of the dresser and picks up a jar. Oh what's that floating inside of it~? It's just an eye, no need to freak out. Opens the box to show you the two ears. She looks pretty proud of herself. She is probably only showing him this since she is bored and him freaking out with be funny.]

Ta-daa~

[very stylish.]

[stares, wide-eyed.]

Are thoth... real? Thhsp. Or juth very realithtic replicath? Fft.

[Oh yes. She has to store them in style.]

Oh yes, very. Well one of the ears did come off of a replica. The eye comes from a Sora, though. And that other ear comes from the replica's weapon. Don't ask me how, I don't feel like explaining that little oddity of this place.

But don't you think my collection is nice? I want to try and get all the eye colors~

[still staring - Oh, replicas? So at least those are fake.]

[imagines a sword with ears - What the heck.] Yeah, ith great, ff... I love-ff, stuth like thith, m'all about, thhsp, the horror moothies and all that.

[tilts head at the mention of eye colors, smirks a bit] Well y'know, thsshp, there are tho many ditherent shadesth. ...But you won't, ff, take mine, will you? [half-serious there - eehh heheh.]

Oh? When I say replica I mean the body still bled and flailed a lot when I cut that off. Feel them, 100% real.

Oh it shouldn't be too hard with all the doubles running around. I sure no one would care if I took one little eyeball from each of the people~ And nah. You're pretty entertaining~

[Yup you are only spared since you are funny and she sort of doesn't hate your guts like other Axels.]

Tho a replicath a perthon too. Thath- Fft! Feel it? [looks pretty disgusted, but hesitantly takes a finger and strokes the side of an ear, wincing] Thath, uh, great... Dethinitely real, thhsp.

Hmm, d'you know a guy named, ff, Hayner? He'th got brown eyeth and those are kinda uncommon, judging by the, thhshlip, people I know.

[grins at being called entertaining] Yeah, thame to you. The entherthaining part, I mean. Fft. Can't thay I've ever met a girl who'th got a collethion of muthilathed body parths...