kingdomdressing | (no subject)

You could always talk someone into taking it off, I'm sure.

Oh really? Want to see my collection? I'm actually slightly proud of it.

Ehh... I dunno ith I'd theel comthorable, thhsp, doing that.

Maybe, uh... ith I'm here for thix months, I don't think it'd be a good ithea to keep ith on lonther. Thhsp.

...Collethion? Uh, thure.

Well then you're just gonna have to wait until a dentist shows up. And no way out. You're gonna be here much longer then six months.

Come with me then~ [grabs your arm and walking.]

[frowns, disappointed at that realization] ...Oh.

[looks up, is pulled along] Woah! Fft! What kind of collethion are we talking abouth?

Don't worry kid~ Everything comes in here. We already have a doctor or something... I don't really know or care.

Oh that's a secret~ [pull pull]

[terribly confused, walks along with her to keep her from pulling]

A thecreth...? Uh...

I'll hath to ask, ff, around abouth that docthor... I thould probably thee him about getting this, thhsp, adjusthed so I can thpeak a little bit clearer, but I'm not thure how much it'd really do.

[Oh they are at her room now. Yippie~ Into the room the go. Lets go of his arm and is digging through some drawers]

I haven't actually met any of them so don't expect me to know about any of them. Now where did I put those things...?

[looks around the room - this place shouldn't be too bad, I mean it seems to have the right accommodations - it could be worse. Far worse. He could be in some kind of Silent Hill world, uuugh. Nope, he's in the infinite area with the chick in the Matrix coat. Not complaining here.]

Oh no, I didn't expthect you to know. I'll, uh, ask thomeone elth. I mean, not that you wouldn't know, I juth got the imprethion you didn't, ff.

What are you looking for, exacthly? [tries to look over her shoulder]

[That matrix coat is pretty stylish, eh? Also still digging through that dresser]

I get what you meant, kid. No need to freak out.

Wait a second and you'll see~

[aha! and she finds a small ornate box you would expect something of great value waiting inside. she puts that on top of the dresser and picks up a jar. Oh what's that floating inside of it~? It's just an eye, no need to freak out. Opens the box to show you the two ears. She looks pretty proud of herself. She is probably only showing him this since she is bored and him freaking out with be funny.]

Ta-daa~

[very stylish.]

[stares, wide-eyed.]

Are thoth... real? Thhsp. Or juth very realithtic replicath? Fft.

[Oh yes. She has to store them in style.]

Oh yes, very. Well one of the ears did come off of a replica. The eye comes from a Sora, though. And that other ear comes from the replica's weapon. Don't ask me how, I don't feel like explaining that little oddity of this place.

But don't you think my collection is nice? I want to try and get all the eye colors~

[still staring - Oh, replicas? So at least those are fake.]

[imagines a sword with ears - What the heck.] Yeah, ith great, ff... I love-ff, stuth like thith, m'all about, thhsp, the horror moothies and all that.

[tilts head at the mention of eye colors, smirks a bit] Well y'know, thsshp, there are tho many ditherent shadesth. ...But you won't, ff, take mine, will you? [half-serious there - eehh heheh.]

Oh? When I say replica I mean the body still bled and flailed a lot when I cut that off. Feel them, 100% real.

Oh it shouldn't be too hard with all the doubles running around. I sure no one would care if I took one little eyeball from each of the people~ And nah. You're pretty entertaining~

[Yup you are only spared since you are funny and she sort of doesn't hate your guts like other Axels.]

Tho a replicath a perthon too. Thath- Fft! Feel it? [looks pretty disgusted, but hesitantly takes a finger and strokes the side of an ear, wincing] Thath, uh, great... Dethinitely real, thhsp.

Hmm, d'you know a guy named, ff, Hayner? He'th got brown eyeth and those are kinda uncommon, judging by the, thhshlip, people I know.

[grins at being called entertaining] Yeah, thame to you. The entherthaining part, I mean. Fft. Can't thay I've ever met a girl who'th got a collethion of muthilathed body parths...

Well I guess you could call it that. It was made in a lab. [giggles at your disgusted look.] Yup it is~ Preserved so it wont rot and stink up the place as well.

Ohh? You are right, I haven't seen many brown eyes around this place. But I like to collect on a whim~ I never think it out before hand or else it isn't very fun and seems more like a chore.

You know you're pretty okay with the fact that there are body parts right in front of you. Looks like you aren't such a wimp as I originally thought. I expected you to squeal like a little girl or something.

Ff, made a lab... Oh, like those mith I thaw on the newth!

[evil metallic grin] Y'know, Thaix hath pretty interething eyeths, if y'know anyone by that name... If you ever get the chanth, you thould thnatch 'em up.

[almost looks offended] I'm not as thqueamish as one might, ff, think. I uthed to be a biology major bethore I got into phythics, whith is altho why people are eager for me to get into dentisthry.

[shrugs] Thorry to dithapoint.

Yeah but this is a fifteen year old brat that has an inferiority complex.

Oh I do know~ And so does Xemnas, although I should hold off getting one of those eyes until a little later.

Well I guess I underestimated you, kid. Although I bet I could still make you squirm if I tried~

[Faces you with a mischievous smile. Right up in your face.]

Ah yeah, Xemnathes eyeth... Hate to look at 'em when heeth working on my mouth, ff, though. [shakes head]

Underesthimathed ith an underthatementh. [smiles - but oh woah, she's up in his face]

[corner of his metalmouth twitches nervously - tries to calm himself with a smirk] ... You could try.

Oh yes... Those will defiantly be my last edition to my collection after I get everything else~

Oh hunny I could do more then try~

[Hand on your shoulder~ What ever will she do, she could shock your or she has her knives~

Nope she just gives you a push out of nowhere. Probably pushing you to the ground and you are pinned. Have a knife at you neck. Squirm boy squirm!]

Woah!

[hits the ground hard, stares up at her - definitely some fear in those eyes.]

[Maybe this wasn't the best idea, stick around the chick who's showing you ears... Oh God, what if she cuts my eyes out. Oh God, oh God.]

[Wait. No man, keep it cool. She said she wouldn't. She likes you, right? Right.]

[turns his gaze from the knives at his throat, up to her face with an earnest smile at the corner of his mouth]

God, you're fast. Ff.

[She brightens up a little at the initial fear... But oh he had to act all cool and in charge. She'll just snicker at him.]

Well of course I am~ The fasted in the Organization I like to think.

[Smirks as she moves the knife from his neck, spinning it around in the air above him.]

[certainly not all cool and in charge - just playing it like the cool main hero in an action film would.]

[watches her spin the kunai, certainly intrigued, not complaining that the hot Matrix chick w/ ears is on top of him]

Okay, I think you'the thuctheeded in intimidating me, ff. [smiles]

[Pfff oh that Athul. She stops spinning it and just looks down at you.]

Oh no~ You aren't squirming yet dear~

[Leans down and nuzzles into his neck, starts to kiss it. ...It shocks him. And not in the good way, hun.]

[Oh no. Oh no, oh no. I don't really want to squirm. Or do I? Because oh God what is she doing- fjsdlkfjsdkf]

[violent spasm beneath her, fingers grip at the floor, breathes heavily, heart racing]

...Thhsp. Jethuth, that really frickin' hurt.

[Giggles lightly. That was fun~ Doesn't get off of you though.]

I bet it did~

[Flicks your nose.]