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Oh I did. I'm emotionless, doomed to live an incomplete life. Or some melodramatic thing like that.

No way out~ You're in here for the rest of your life, hun. And if you want to get that headgear taken care of you'll probably have to find a Vexen. Good luck with that~
[snickers]

[raises an eyebrow]

Melodramatick, ff, indeed.

Thounds like you have some therious deprethon ithues,- What wath your name again? Ffsp.

...Reth of my-... [skeptical smirk] Yeah, thure.

[raises eyebrows] Vethen? Ohh no, heeth the guy who put this on - I'm not going back to him, ff.

Nope I'm not depressed~ Anything but. [giggles]
The name's Larxene, Athul.

Have fun wandering the endless halls searching for a way out then. I wont be around to help you when you get eaten by some heartless~

Oh really? Well I'm sure you'll find some doctor in here. God knows everything else is here...

Larthene? You are my dental hygienithist! Ff!

But... not. Thhsp.

Eh, uhh... Ff.

If you don't mind me athking, whath a hearthleth? [envisioning zombies]

Different worlds different Larxenes. Pretty simple.

You don't even know what a heartless is? God, you're hopeless. They are just little monsters that steal your heart. They have glowing yellow eyes and a heart design on them somewhere. Kind of hard to miss.

Oklay...

[nervous smile at the corner of his metal mouth] Thif ith a lot to take in... Thhsp.

Little monthers, ff, are going to thteal my hearth... And they apparently, ff, crawl around thith plath?

Whath do I do to take, ff, care of them?

You haven't seen the other Axels wandering about? I thought you already kind of knew about it.

Yup. Not lots but a good amount. Or so I've heard.
Keyblade... Other weapons. [summons her knives.] But since you're just a regular little human you're pretty defenseless, eh?

Dude, I juth got here. I don't, ff, know everything. Thhsp.

[stares at her knives - this chick is intense.]

...M'not, ff, defenthleth. [folds arms and looks offended] ...I took Judo clathes. [doesn't add that this was in 6th grade.]

Yeah sure. Kind of hard to miss the millions of doubles wandering around, though.

[okay she has to snicker at that] Oh yeah... Hand to hand combat. That will totally work.

Well, I think I'd haff to thee one of these things before I could really, ff, judge for mythelf.

[again with the zombie movies - he's always wanted to see what a zombie apocalypse would be like, now he can find out!]

[kid in a candy store sort of look.] Tho, thould I get like a thotgun or a thinper rithle?

Well there's not a lot of them wandering about. You'll probably never ever run into one. Unless they have another giant heartless invasion...

[raised eyebrow] I don't think those would work on them, hunny. And they're kind of small targets.

[disappointment is clear.] ...Oh. Well that kinda thucks.

I gueth I'll deal with that when it comes, right? [grins]

Tho... uh. Whatcha do for fun around here? Thhffsp.

Yeah a little. They are pretty fun to kill since they are so weak.

I wish you luck when that day comes~

Well most people just have sex like there is no tomorrow. Some blow up microwaves... You know, whatever you want.

Thex and mithrowathes, huh...?

This plath thounds pretty thweet, I gotta, ff, thay. [laughs]

Tho that's what most people do... Doeth that include you? The thex and mithrowathes, I mean, ffft.

Hmm? No not really. Most of the sex addicts are Roxae, Axels, and a few Soras. And the microwaves were three retarded kids. I just hang around and read. It passes the time.

Thora? Really? Ff, never woulda thought.

Roxath I could... underthand. But Thora?

Heh, anyway... Yeah, I read, but it's mothly for thchool. I thit around and play video gameths, uthually. [rubs the back of his neck] But, uh... I play guitar and I'm a hit at trivia night!

[awkward stare.] .....Ffftht.

Well they aren't your Sora and Roxas, gotta remember that~

Oh~? You sound like a grade A nerd. [giggles a little.] The first smart Axel I've seen? Maybe~ Who knows, though?

[might have playfully tapped your shoulder. oh she is so messing with you.]

Yeah... Right. [glances down at her hand]

[casual shrug]I'm a thomething of a nerd, ith true. But at least I'm thmart, like you thaid. Thmarter than one might think, the headgear kinda throws you off - fft. [taps his temple] I-N-S-I-D-I-O-U-S.

Oh yeah, I'm also thpelling bee champion in my thtate.

Well smart is better then the millions of retarded Axels running around hounding after their respective Roxas. It get's old, fast.

[okay... has to snicker at the spelling champ] Yeah... Axels usually have a knack for the spelling.

Well, I am kinda wondering where Roxath ith, you know. We were in the middle of an important, ff, discuthion when he ran out on me. Fffp.

[smiles - showing all the metal.] Oh yeah, all of them? People keep telling me I should be a Englith major or thomething, but I'm athually doing Phythicths, ff. [looks especially proud of this]

Oh really? Well he might show up some day, you never know.

Physics, eh? Never took you as a science kid.

[distant glance to the side] Yeah... ff. Maybe.

[looks back up at her] Yeah, me either, thhsp. I'm actually starting to conthider changing my major. Thhslick. Marlutha keeps athing me to conthider orfadontits ath a career, but I really don't think I could, ff!, deal with that.

Well there's a bunch of them running around, bet you could just find a new one if you want. [why does it sound like she's talking about a lost pet or something?]

Who would want to spend their entire day looking at peoples crooked and rotting teeth?

Ehh, honethly, I don't think that'd be the thame.

A lot of people, ff, athually! Moth of the people I know back home work in the, thhsp, dental induthury.

What about you, what do you do for a lithing?

You never know until you give it a try.

Wow... Do you only talk to your dentists or something?

I work for the Organization. Well actually probably not so much any more. [giggles]

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Oh God, I think one of my RL friends is an inspiration for Athul. :|

pffff nice

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