hair of the dog

[daddyhasagun]

[Face down on a sofa somewhere in the DR is Kira. She's wearing the crumpled remains of a sparkly (and short) party dress, she's lost one of her heels, her makeup is smudged over her sleeping face, and her other foot is hanging off the arm of the sofa. She may or may not have snuck out last night to party the night away with her friends. And Kira may or may not have gotten drunk for the first time, which explains her current state.

Maybe someone should wake her up. She might be able to still sneak back home without getting caught! Doubtful. Or maybe you're one of her friends and are in the same state Kira is. Who knows?]





[OOC: Backdated to earlier this morning.]

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[hallowedshore]

[It's not, but that doesn't mean he wants it on him!]

Gorgeous, princess. C'mon, let's get you on your feet.

[daddyhasagun]

[wuss]

'm not a princess no princes like me.

[hallowedshore]

How many princesses do you read about that find their princes this early?

[He's hauling her up now, hope she's ready.]

[daddyhasagun]

... all of them?

[Kira will squeal when she's lifted and bury her face against Aden's jacket again because now she's dizzy]

[hallowedshore]

Nope.

[He keeps her there for a minute, to see if she's got her balance enough to walk, or if he has to carry her.]

[daddyhasagun]

[gravity and Kira are not friends, especially with her wearing only one high heel; she's going to be sinking to the floor slowly, only Aden's grip on her keeping her semi-upright]

No?

[hallowedshore]

[Yeah, he thought so. He swoops down to swing her into his arms bridal-style.]

No.

[daddyhasagun]

[this is familiar and Kira will hold her head with one hand and groan]

... 's all spinny....

[hallowedshore]

Yeah, I know. I'm going to get you to a bathroom, alright?

[He intends to wake her up a little fix her up so she doesn't look like she was out partying all night.]

[daddyhasagun]

You can't see me naked.

[... that was probably unexpected]

[hallowedshore]

...okay.

[It really was.]

I don't want to anyway.

[daddyhasagun]

No one wants to. Even if I dress all pretty first.

[now she's feeling sort of sulky to go with the dizzy]

Maybe I should kiss Inaya more instead.

[hallowedshore]

[Oh god what. No, he's going to kiss her cheek, and take advantage of her current state to be sappy.]

...listen, beautiful. You're pretty even when you don't dress up. If I were a prince and you weren't like my sister, I'd snap you up in a heartbeat.

[daddyhasagun]

[you're so lucky that she's not in the state to tease you mercilessly]

You're Aden. You have to say stuff like that.

[hallowedshore]

[Psh, he knows.]

I do not. When have you heard me spout that sappy shit?

[daddyhasagun]

... uhm. I dunno. I thought you just did.

[hallowedshore]

[He snickers and shoves open a bathroom door with his foot.]

I meant before now.

[daddyhasagun]

I make you say cute things all the time when you're a baby you're so cute and little and adorable and so shy and I made special cookies so you like Christmas.

[hallowedshore]

God, you're corrupting him early. See, this is why we're supposed to stay away from the younger sets. We're not supposed to influence that.

[He sets her down on the counter by the sink and gives her ribs a couple pokes.]

[daddyhasagun]

[she's going to collapse into giggles from the poking, her laughs echoing in the bathroom]

I'll make you supercute!

[hallowedshore]

If he explodes, it's on your head.

[Now, he's moving aside to get a warm washcloth to wipe her face with.]

[daddyhasagun]

If he 'slodes it's 'cuz I'll make him chubby and fat and cute from eating cake.

[this sounds like a good idea]

[hallowedshore]

If you can actually make him gain weight like that I'll let you pick all of my clothes and keep them clean for a year.

[Two things that are completely impossible. He's going to take her face with one hand once he's got the washcloth wet (and warm!) so he can clean the makeup off. As best as he can with just water, I mean.]

[daddyhasagun]

I'll do it-- ahhh what are you doing?! You'll ruin my makeup!

[you should give Kira challenges like that, she's going to try to turn the baby-you into a butterball]

[hallowedshore]

[Enjoy the sugar buzz, baby-me!]

I'm fixing it. Too much partying last night. You're smudged.

[But Aden has a very steady hand and knows plenty about makeup thanks to her.]