hair of the dog

[daddyhasagun]

[Face down on a sofa somewhere in the DR is Kira. She's wearing the crumpled remains of a sparkly (and short) party dress, she's lost one of her heels, her makeup is smudged over her sleeping face, and her other foot is hanging off the arm of the sofa. She may or may not have snuck out last night to party the night away with her friends. And Kira may or may not have gotten drunk for the first time, which explains her current state.

Maybe someone should wake her up. She might be able to still sneak back home without getting caught! Doubtful. Or maybe you're one of her friends and are in the same state Kira is. Who knows?]





[OOC: Backdated to earlier this morning.]

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[hallowedshore]

[Psh, he knows.]

I do not. When have you heard me spout that sappy shit?

[daddyhasagun]

... uhm. I dunno. I thought you just did.

[hallowedshore]

[He snickers and shoves open a bathroom door with his foot.]

I meant before now.

[daddyhasagun]

I make you say cute things all the time when you're a baby you're so cute and little and adorable and so shy and I made special cookies so you like Christmas.

[hallowedshore]

God, you're corrupting him early. See, this is why we're supposed to stay away from the younger sets. We're not supposed to influence that.

[He sets her down on the counter by the sink and gives her ribs a couple pokes.]

[daddyhasagun]

[she's going to collapse into giggles from the poking, her laughs echoing in the bathroom]

I'll make you supercute!

[hallowedshore]

If he explodes, it's on your head.

[Now, he's moving aside to get a warm washcloth to wipe her face with.]

[daddyhasagun]

If he 'slodes it's 'cuz I'll make him chubby and fat and cute from eating cake.

[this sounds like a good idea]

[hallowedshore]

If you can actually make him gain weight like that I'll let you pick all of my clothes and keep them clean for a year.

[Two things that are completely impossible. He's going to take her face with one hand once he's got the washcloth wet (and warm!) so he can clean the makeup off. As best as he can with just water, I mean.]

[daddyhasagun]

I'll do it-- ahhh what are you doing?! You'll ruin my makeup!

[you should give Kira challenges like that, she's going to try to turn the baby-you into a butterball]

[hallowedshore]

[Enjoy the sugar buzz, baby-me!]

I'm fixing it. Too much partying last night. You're smudged.

[But Aden has a very steady hand and knows plenty about makeup thanks to her.]

[daddyhasagun]

Oh. Okay. I wanna... wanna look my best.

[it probably took months for Kira to teach Aden how to do a proper 'smokey eye']

[hallowedshore]

[Probably.]

You always do. Now sit still.

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira will sit! But the inaction is making her sleepy again so she starts to slump, eyes drifting shut slowly]

... yer... t'best, Aden. Uh huh.

[hallowedshore]

[One swift poke in the ribs coming up.]

[daddyhasagun]

[gigglesqueal! and flailing off the bathroom counter]

[hallowedshore]

[Don't worry he'll catch her so she doesn't fall and crack her head open.]

You're impossible.

[daddyhasagun]

[that would be a terrible thing to explain to her parents]

Nu-uh! I'm... I'm totally possible! Super possible!

[hallowedshore]

Oh yeah?

[Scrub scrub scrub scrub he's going to make her nose red.]

[daddyhasagun]

Yeah! I'm super positively really totally possible!

[her whole face will be red if he keeps scrubbing]

[hallowedshore]

[Nah, he's much more gentle with her eyes.]

[daddyhasagun]

[every time her eyes close she gets sleepy again, but it's much better than being sick; thankfully she's a lightweight]

[hallowedshore]

[Thankfully. Once he has her cleaned up to the best of his abilities he leans back. Hmmm.]

[daddyhasagun]

[she's nodding off again, so won't say anything about you staring at her shamefully un-makeuped face]

[hallowedshore]

[Psh. He thinks she looks lovely. But he's going to prop her up well against the wall and search for some makeup. He probably won't find the brand she likes or the exact colors she prefers, but! He figures she'll be happier with that compared to nothing.]