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[ Happy Valentine's Day, dressing room. Riku's got you a present.

That is to say, there's the delicious scent of warm, baked chocolate coming from the kitchen. Riku's inside, equipped with oven mitts and surrounded by a half dozen trays of baked goods. Some cut out into hearts, others still set out to cool, and yet still more going into the oven. There's a large bowl by the mixer, chocolate dripping down the side, and ingredients all over the place. Riku's popping a couple white chocolate chips into her mouth-- oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Anyone familiar with her could tell you for sure which Riku it was, but it looks like she's been hit by a spell. She looks like, well, the majority of Rikus around here. Male.

And all of the trays are filled with brownies.]

{ ooc: for those unaware, the brownies cause automatic and immediate orgasms. it's a curse. }

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[As swift and painless as possibly, preferably. She realizes very suddenly what kind of position they're in and panics, launching herself up and backwards like she's avoiding flames.]

Oh my god.

[Once Kira realizes what has happened, her face goes red from embarrassment and FURY and she rears up and punches Riku in the face, because of course with her parents and brothers, she knows how to throw a decent punch when necessary]

PERVERT!!

[She makes a weak attempt at blocking but doesn't really try to avoid it. She goes stumbling backwards, both hands over her face.]

I didn't tell you to eat them!

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME NOT TO! PERVERT!

[she's so loud when outraged isn't she]

[She is, and Riku is terrified, hands still on her nose. It may be bleeding.]

I said don't! Kira, it's me, it's Riku. I'm normally a girl!

[...................................................... she just had a sexual experience with the younger version of her best friend's mom]

[BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWLLLLLLSSSSSS]

[That is not the reaction she was expecting.]

How is that worse?!

YOU'RE ADEN'S MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!

[BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLL]

[Now she's pink all over again, and possibly red from nose blood oops.]

I'm not yet!

I'M GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!

[her life is ruined; Aden will never let this go ever]

[It's true. If he ever stops laughing.]

What? Why? Why would he possibly need to know this?

I TELL HIM EVERYTHING HE'LL KNOW IF I DON'T HE ALWAYS DOES.

Oh my god.

[She's just going to hold her head in her hands for a little while. There's no way around this, sure, but. Oh my god.]

[her life is RUINED and Kira will continue to bawl noisily about this]

[Eventually she wipes her nose with the back of her hand and moves over to get a pair of towels. One for her nose, and one for Kira.]

[Kira startles a bit when Riku approaches with the towel, but will gratefully take it and muffle her world-ending sobs in it]

So.

[says Riku, somewhat muffled and nasally.]

Brownies I make always do that, for the record.

[the look on Kira's face screams 'AUNTIE PIKU IS A PERVERT I DIDN'T KNOW']

I don't know why they do that! It's the DR.

[Huff huff defensive.]

[OMG DOES ADEN KNOW SHE'S A PERVERT?!]

[Let's be real he probably suspects it.]

What?

[........................... BAAAAAAAAAWL]

[you shouldn't use such a mean tone with someone you just had a semi-sexual experience with, especially if it's Kira; she's quite sensitive you know]

[Oh my god, noooo. That's not what she wanted. She's just gonna... carefully move over to her again.]

I'm sorry.

YOU'RE MEAN WHEN YOU'RE A BOY! I DON'T LIKE IT!

[baaaaaaaaawl]

Yeah, I guess I am. I really hate being one, so maybe that's it.