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[ Happy Valentine's Day, dressing room. Riku's got you a present.

That is to say, there's the delicious scent of warm, baked chocolate coming from the kitchen. Riku's inside, equipped with oven mitts and surrounded by a half dozen trays of baked goods. Some cut out into hearts, others still set out to cool, and yet still more going into the oven. There's a large bowl by the mixer, chocolate dripping down the side, and ingredients all over the place. Riku's popping a couple white chocolate chips into her mouth-- oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Anyone familiar with her could tell you for sure which Riku it was, but it looks like she's been hit by a spell. She looks like, well, the majority of Rikus around here. Male.

And all of the trays are filled with brownies.]

{ ooc: for those unaware, the brownies cause automatic and immediate orgasms. it's a curse. }

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[That is not the reaction she was expecting.]

How is that worse?!

YOU'RE ADEN'S MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!

[BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLL]

[Now she's pink all over again, and possibly red from nose blood oops.]

I'm not yet!

I'M GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!

[her life is ruined; Aden will never let this go ever]

[It's true. If he ever stops laughing.]

What? Why? Why would he possibly need to know this?

I TELL HIM EVERYTHING HE'LL KNOW IF I DON'T HE ALWAYS DOES.

Oh my god.

[She's just going to hold her head in her hands for a little while. There's no way around this, sure, but. Oh my god.]

[her life is RUINED and Kira will continue to bawl noisily about this]

[Eventually she wipes her nose with the back of her hand and moves over to get a pair of towels. One for her nose, and one for Kira.]

[Kira startles a bit when Riku approaches with the towel, but will gratefully take it and muffle her world-ending sobs in it]

So.

[says Riku, somewhat muffled and nasally.]

Brownies I make always do that, for the record.

[the look on Kira's face screams 'AUNTIE PIKU IS A PERVERT I DIDN'T KNOW']

I don't know why they do that! It's the DR.

[Huff huff defensive.]

[OMG DOES ADEN KNOW SHE'S A PERVERT?!]

[Let's be real he probably suspects it.]

What?

[........................... BAAAAAAAAAWL]

[you shouldn't use such a mean tone with someone you just had a semi-sexual experience with, especially if it's Kira; she's quite sensitive you know]

[Oh my god, noooo. That's not what she wanted. She's just gonna... carefully move over to her again.]

I'm sorry.

YOU'RE MEAN WHEN YOU'RE A BOY! I DON'T LIKE IT!

[baaaaaaaaawl]

Yeah, I guess I am. I really hate being one, so maybe that's it.

I want you to be a girl agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!

[Kira has a few good sobs left in her, but she's calming down some now]

You and me both.

[She's given up trying to get her to stop at this point.]

[her towel is quite soggy by now ~~and so are her panties~~]

... I really am sorry. I didn't mean for you to get one, or for you to get upset. I shouldn't have made them in the first place.

Then why did you?

[Riku looks reluctant to explain.]

It's a long story.