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[dawnrise]

[ Happy Valentine's Day, dressing room. Riku's got you a present.

That is to say, there's the delicious scent of warm, baked chocolate coming from the kitchen. Riku's inside, equipped with oven mitts and surrounded by a half dozen trays of baked goods. Some cut out into hearts, others still set out to cool, and yet still more going into the oven. There's a large bowl by the mixer, chocolate dripping down the side, and ingredients all over the place. Riku's popping a couple white chocolate chips into her mouth-- oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Anyone familiar with her could tell you for sure which Riku it was, but it looks like she's been hit by a spell. She looks like, well, the majority of Rikus around here. Male.

And all of the trays are filled with brownies.]

{ ooc: for those unaware, the brownies cause automatic and immediate orgasms. it's a curse. }

Comments

[dawnrise]

So.

[says Riku, somewhat muffled and nasally.]

Brownies I make always do that, for the record.

[daddyhasagun]

[the look on Kira's face screams 'AUNTIE PIKU IS A PERVERT I DIDN'T KNOW']

[dawnrise]

I don't know why they do that! It's the DR.

[Huff huff defensive.]

[daddyhasagun]

[OMG DOES ADEN KNOW SHE'S A PERVERT?!]

[dawnrise]

[Let's be real he probably suspects it.]

What?

[daddyhasagun]

[........................... BAAAAAAAAAWL]

[you shouldn't use such a mean tone with someone you just had a semi-sexual experience with, especially if it's Kira; she's quite sensitive you know]

[dawnrise]

[Oh my god, noooo. That's not what she wanted. She's just gonna... carefully move over to her again.]

I'm sorry.

[daddyhasagun]

YOU'RE MEAN WHEN YOU'RE A BOY! I DON'T LIKE IT!

[baaaaaaaaawl]

[dawnrise]

Yeah, I guess I am. I really hate being one, so maybe that's it.

[daddyhasagun]

I want you to be a girl agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!

[Kira has a few good sobs left in her, but she's calming down some now]

[dawnrise]

You and me both.

[She's given up trying to get her to stop at this point.]

[daddyhasagun]

[her towel is quite soggy by now and so are her panties]

[dawnrise]

... I really am sorry. I didn't mean for you to get one, or for you to get upset. I shouldn't have made them in the first place.

[daddyhasagun]

Then why did you?

[dawnrise]

[Riku looks reluctant to explain.]

It's a long story.

[daddyhasagun]

Is it gross?

[dawnrise]

Nnnno.

[Depends on your definition of gross?]

[daddyhasagun]

Do I want to know?

[dawnrise]

Probably not.

[Honesty is the best policy.]

[daddyhasagun]

........................ are you a pervert?

[there's Kira's honesty]

[dawnrise]

... I'd like to think I'm not, thanks.

[daddyhasagun]

I don't actually think you're a pervert! But maybe you're more of one when you're a boy!

[dawnrise]

I'm not any different when I'm a boy. I'm still me.

[daddyhasagun]

But meaner.

[ur ttly mean as a boy :/]

[dawnrise]

Wouldn't you be? I want my own body back.

[Dicks are ridiculously inconvenient.]