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[dawnrise]

[ Happy Valentine's Day, dressing room. Riku's got you a present.

That is to say, there's the delicious scent of warm, baked chocolate coming from the kitchen. Riku's inside, equipped with oven mitts and surrounded by a half dozen trays of baked goods. Some cut out into hearts, others still set out to cool, and yet still more going into the oven. There's a large bowl by the mixer, chocolate dripping down the side, and ingredients all over the place. Riku's popping a couple white chocolate chips into her mouth-- oh. Oh. I'm sorry. Anyone familiar with her could tell you for sure which Riku it was, but it looks like she's been hit by a spell. She looks like, well, the majority of Rikus around here. Male.

And all of the trays are filled with brownies.]

{ ooc: for those unaware, the brownies cause automatic and immediate orgasms. it's a curse. }

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[dawnrise]

[Congratulations, you have found the one person above the age of fifteen that would get Riku diving over the counter to stop them.]

NO DON'T!

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira flails at the sudden yell, and manages to smack a tray of brownies into the air, and the resulting fallout has Kira flailing more, which makes her lose her balance and fall down... along with the brownies]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

[dawnrise]

[It's funny how time seems to slow down when you're experiencing one of those life-flashing-before-your eyes moments. Doesn't stop Riku from reaching on reflex to catch her arm.]

[daddyhasagun]

[Unfortunately, Riku's grab from Kira's arm means she tried to grab back and latch on, but might end up dragging Riku down with her because gravity and Kira are never good friends.

... also Kira's mouth is open from shrieking, and brownies are falling everywhere. Guess what happens?]

[dawnrise]

[... Riku's untimely death, if she ends up at least partially on top of Kira when those brownies take effect. It was a good life.]

... I don't have an icon for this

[daddyhasagun]

[That means Riku gets to have a close up view as Kira gasps and shudders, a heavy sounding moan escaping her quite out of her control and YOU HAVE JUST WITNESSED KIRA ORGASM YOU HAVE NO TIME SO MAKE IT]

it's okay, I don't have one to respond with

[dawnrise]

[RIP Riku.

She managed to catch herself so she's only partially on top of her, propped up by an arm, but there certainly wasn't time to move away. And there won't be time to escape, either. She's not quite sure what to do. Maybe she'll turn so red her head will just pop.]

ITT: AWKWARDNESS

[daddyhasagun]

[How prolonged would you like your death to be? Riku can contemplate this while Kira is a bit of a puddle on the floor... no pun intended]

best

[dawnrise]

[As swift and painless as possibly, preferably. She realizes very suddenly what kind of position they're in and panics, launching herself up and backwards like she's avoiding flames.]

Oh my god.

[daddyhasagun]

[Once Kira realizes what has happened, her face goes red from embarrassment and FURY and she rears up and punches Riku in the face, because of course with her parents and brothers, she knows how to throw a decent punch when necessary]

PERVERT!!

[dawnrise]

[She makes a weak attempt at blocking but doesn't really try to avoid it. She goes stumbling backwards, both hands over her face.]

I didn't tell you to eat them!

[daddyhasagun]

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME NOT TO! PERVERT!

[she's so loud when outraged isn't she]

[dawnrise]

[She is, and Riku is terrified, hands still on her nose. It may be bleeding.]

I said don't! Kira, it's me, it's Riku. I'm normally a girl!

[daddyhasagun]

[...................................................... she just had a sexual experience with the younger version of her best friend's mom]

[BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWLLLLLLSSSSSS]

[dawnrise]

[That is not the reaction she was expecting.]

How is that worse?!

[daddyhasagun]

YOU'RE ADEN'S MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!

[BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLL]

[dawnrise]

[Now she's pink all over again, and possibly red from nose blood oops.]

I'm not yet!

[daddyhasagun]

I'M GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!

[her life is ruined; Aden will never let this go ever]

[dawnrise]

[It's true. If he ever stops laughing.]

What? Why? Why would he possibly need to know this?

[daddyhasagun]

I TELL HIM EVERYTHING HE'LL KNOW IF I DON'T HE ALWAYS DOES.

[dawnrise]

Oh my god.

[She's just going to hold her head in her hands for a little while. There's no way around this, sure, but. Oh my god.]

[daddyhasagun]

[her life is RUINED and Kira will continue to bawl noisily about this]

[dawnrise]

[Eventually she wipes her nose with the back of her hand and moves over to get a pair of towels. One for her nose, and one for Kira.]

[daddyhasagun]

[Kira startles a bit when Riku approaches with the towel, but will gratefully take it and muffle her world-ending sobs in it]

[dawnrise]

So.

[says Riku, somewhat muffled and nasally.]

Brownies I make always do that, for the record.