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[In what is quite possibly a welcome respite from the oddities of the bodyswap, here's something profoundly normal: a tiny easily-pissed-off blond stomping more than a little irritatedly through the halls. Either he's looking for something, or he's just in a bad mood.

He can't possibly have ended up affected by the mess that's going on now, right?]

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I liked it as a mess! I could find everything I needed to.. just by smelling things.

[ oh, teenage boys. ]

You didn't mess with my pictures, right?

No, I didn't touch your stupid pictures.

[...yet]

They aren't stupid, you are.

[ so smart, Hayner. ]

Now, have you ate breakfast yet?

Why do you care?

A: Because I'm hungry, B: I don't trust you with my body, C: If you don't eat breakfast, it does not react well. So, come eat breakfast with me.

[ brb, making a grab for that lanky wrist. ]

[Struggles a little at his wrist being grabbed, but only until it's obvious he isn't going anywhere.]

Fine.

[ brb dragging to nearest kitchen ~~isn't this familiar..ish.~~ ]

The best thing you could eat for breakfast is sea salt ice cream. It's my favorite.

[ pause. ]

What do you like to eat?

I'm not eating ice cream for breakfast.

Why not? It's what I eat for breakfast every day... and dinner. I stopped eating it for lunch because it.. doesn't taste the same coming back up on training days.

...Are you serious?

Yep. Why?

[ herpa derpa. Oh look, kitchen. ]

It's not good for you.

So I've been told.

[ :| face, opens the damn door. ]

But, I'm not exactly a chef or anything, so.

[ read as: he burns microwave dinners. ]

How have you survived this long?

Well, it wasn't.. always like that. I mean, I ate a bunch of ice cream still, but most of the time I went to a friend's house and ate there after school, which also fed me.. and yeah.

[ shrugs. heading directly to the freezer-- ]

You aren't eating nothing but ice cream while you're in my body.

Well, let's hope I'm not in your body long, then. 'Cause, I just said, I don't know how to cook. I can get ice cream and make a bowl of cereal.

Cereal's fine.

[ .... BUT HE HAS THE FREEZER DOOR OPEN AND EVERYTHING. ]

But I want ice cream now, I can eat cereal later.

Fine.

[ SO HAPPY-- brb hastily getting that damn ice cream-- he looks like a damned addict right now or something. RIPS THAT WRAPPER OFF SO DRAMATICALLY, and then noms. :3 ]

[You had better at least keep that body in shape. :|

He, meanwhile, is goin' for that cereal.]

[ brb forever getting fat. OMNOMNOM. bites into it. ]

See, everything is okay in the world now. This is all just a dream for the few seconds I get to eat this ice cream.

Yeah, whatever.

[ .... AND SUDDENLY THE WORLD STOPS, dnajksnk bends over, clutching head. FUCK YOU, BRAIN FREEZE, OH GOD. ]