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[In what is quite possibly a welcome respite from the oddities of the bodyswap, here's something profoundly normal: a tiny easily-pissed-off blond stomping more than a little irritatedly through the halls. Either he's looking for something, or he's just in a bad mood.

He can't possibly have ended up affected by the mess that's going on now, right?]

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He has a gun blade, doesn't he?

Yeah.

It's cooler than yours, isn't it?

It's bulkier. Two-handed model, unlike Hyperion.

.... kind of like the one I picked up when I first met you?

[ brb, sitting himself down at the table. ]

Yeah, kind of.

[ begins playing with necklace thing. ]

How come you don't use one like that?

It doesn't fit my style.

[ .... snorts. ]

What's your style? The Scarred Asshole?

It doesn't have a name.

How about One-Who-Is-Severely-Stupid? Oh, and then there is the Flamboyant-Gun-Man.

My personal favorite is Wannabe-Army-Guy.

I will punch you.

And I will sit on you.

[ pauses. theeeeeen-- ]

No-Patience-Loser.

[:|]

Making these up isn't that hard. Mine are better than 'Chicken Wuss' and 'Lamer.'

[ oh wait. ]

... you don't use those, right?

Course I don't.

Good. Now hurry up and eat, we have things to do.

[ do not mind him as he goes on a power trip the entire time they're swapped. ]

[proceeds to eat slowly :)]

The slower you eat, the longer I sit on your bladder when you have to pee.

[ that sentence structure's pretty familiar if you changed some words- ]

[grumbles, but eats faster]

[ STARES AT INTENTLY. ]

[grumblegrumblegrumble

but yeah okay, he's about finished.]

[ Before he can get the last bite, Hayner will jerk out of his chair and slide over to where Seifer's at, roughly picking him up by the back of his clothes, and then.. proceeds to throw him over his shoulder! ]

Hey!

[ brb, leaving kitchen. ]

Told you to eat faster. Maybe next time you'll listen to me.