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[In what is quite possibly a welcome respite from the oddities of the bodyswap, here's something profoundly normal: a tiny easily-pissed-off blond stomping more than a little irritatedly through the halls. Either he's looking for something, or he's just in a bad mood.

He can't possibly have ended up affected by the mess that's going on now, right?]

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[ gdit it he wants his body back. aaaaanngh, once the brain freeze is over, he'll lift his head and blink rapidly for a few seconds. ]

There, breakfast is done.

Not much of a breakfast.

Get over it.

[ and now he's bored.

...

...... ]

So, who's Leo-- I mean Squall?

Another SeeD.

He has a gun blade, doesn't he?

Yeah.

It's cooler than yours, isn't it?

It's bulkier. Two-handed model, unlike Hyperion.

.... kind of like the one I picked up when I first met you?

[ brb, sitting himself down at the table. ]

Yeah, kind of.

[ begins playing with necklace thing. ]

How come you don't use one like that?

It doesn't fit my style.

[ .... snorts. ]

What's your style? The Scarred Asshole?

It doesn't have a name.

How about One-Who-Is-Severely-Stupid? Oh, and then there is the Flamboyant-Gun-Man.

My personal favorite is Wannabe-Army-Guy.

I will punch you.

And I will sit on you.

[ pauses. theeeeeen-- ]

No-Patience-Loser.

[:|]

Making these up isn't that hard. Mine are better than 'Chicken Wuss' and 'Lamer.'

[ oh wait. ]

... you don't use those, right?

Course I don't.

Good. Now hurry up and eat, we have things to do.

[ do not mind him as he goes on a power trip the entire time they're swapped. ]

[proceeds to eat slowly :)]

The slower you eat, the longer I sit on your bladder when you have to pee.

[ that sentence structure's pretty familiar if you changed some words- ]

[grumbles, but eats faster]

[ STARES AT INTENTLY. ]