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[In what is quite possibly a welcome respite from the oddities of the bodyswap, here's something profoundly normal: a tiny easily-pissed-off blond stomping more than a little irritatedly through the halls. Either he's looking for something, or he's just in a bad mood.

He can't possibly have ended up affected by the mess that's going on now, right?]

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It's not good for you.

So I've been told.

[ :| face, opens the damn door. ]

But, I'm not exactly a chef or anything, so.

[ read as: he burns microwave dinners. ]

How have you survived this long?

Well, it wasn't.. always like that. I mean, I ate a bunch of ice cream still, but most of the time I went to a friend's house and ate there after school, which also fed me.. and yeah.

[ shrugs. heading directly to the freezer-- ]

You aren't eating nothing but ice cream while you're in my body.

Well, let's hope I'm not in your body long, then. 'Cause, I just said, I don't know how to cook. I can get ice cream and make a bowl of cereal.

Cereal's fine.

[ .... BUT HE HAS THE FREEZER DOOR OPEN AND EVERYTHING. ]

But I want ice cream now, I can eat cereal later.

Fine.

[ SO HAPPY-- brb hastily getting that damn ice cream-- he looks like a damned addict right now or something. RIPS THAT WRAPPER OFF SO DRAMATICALLY, and then noms. :3 ]

[You had better at least keep that body in shape. :|

He, meanwhile, is goin' for that cereal.]

[ brb forever getting fat. OMNOMNOM. bites into it. ]

See, everything is okay in the world now. This is all just a dream for the few seconds I get to eat this ice cream.

Yeah, whatever.

[ .... AND SUDDENLY THE WORLD STOPS, dnajksnk bends over, clutching head. FUCK YOU, BRAIN FREEZE, OH GOD. ]

[laaaaaaaaughing]

[ THROWS the rest of the ice cream + stick at.. which is.. quite melted and just sort of being thrown like water. Hm, how could that have happened so quickly-- ]

[Possibly because it's not your body? Also, dodges the ice cream.]

[ gdit it he wants his body back. aaaaanngh, once the brain freeze is over, he'll lift his head and blink rapidly for a few seconds. ]

There, breakfast is done.

Not much of a breakfast.

Get over it.

[ and now he's bored.

...

...... ]

So, who's Leo-- I mean Squall?

Another SeeD.

He has a gun blade, doesn't he?

Yeah.

It's cooler than yours, isn't it?

It's bulkier. Two-handed model, unlike Hyperion.