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[dawnrise]

[ Like so many others, Riku wasn't fortunate enough to escape this spell. Also like them, she's waking up to that fact, in a series of chain reactions. First, she senses him - sensing him wakes her up, and waking up means opening her eyes. It's pretty dark with only a small night light in the corner, but it's enough that she can tilt her face up to see and confirm that: one, she isn't dreaming, and two, Red is in bed next to her.

She'll take five seconds of stunned silence before she tries to shove him out. ]

Comments

*LOLS FOREVER*

[dawnrise]

[sdlkfjlkjgsh COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?]

I didn't!

will Red be showing up?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*FLAILING HARDCORE*

HE'S AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGH HE'S NAKED! RIKU-PI WHY ARE YOU NAKED WITH HIM?! DID YOU USE PROTECTION!?

8D Riku -> Ri -> Red?

[before]

[Brb ignoring you, Ri.]

You said you weren't going to have sex with me? Why was that even necessary?

sounds good. |D

[dawnrise]

[If there is mercy in the DR someone will kill her now. Right? No? FML.]

I don't know, I don't remember having this conversation. And I'm not naked, Ri!

[She's wearing a tank top and a pair of shorts, thank you very much.]

whoo~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*still flailing*

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A MOMMY YET! RED HASN'T MARRIED YOU! OH GOD YOU GOT MARRIED AND I WASN'T INVITED.

[before]

[Opens his mouth. Shuts it again.]

...why would I marry her?

[IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT, RIKU, HE'S HONESTLY CONFUSED.]

[dawnrise]

[Covers her face with her hands.]

Would you calm down? We're not-- we didn't have sex. Why would we? We're not even--

[Struggles to find a word for this.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

WHY WOULDN'T YOU MARRY HER?! ESPECIALLY AFTER KNOCKING HER UP!

*brb going to launch himself at Red and try to throttle him*

[before]

[TRIES TO HIND BEHIND RIKU.]

What the hell are you on about?!

[dawnrise]

[DON'T TOUCH ME YOU'RE NAKED--]

Knock it off, Ri!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is reaching for Red to drag him off the bed*

Stop putting your penis on Riku-pi!!

[before]

[ISN'T TOUCHING, JUST TRYING TO AVOID RI.]

I'm not!

[dammit he can't really. defend himself without his jacket.]

[dawnrise]

[No don't drag she'll go with him--]

Would you calm down so I can explain?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*catches sight of the handcuffs yes*

OH GOD YOU TURNED HER KINKY! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BDSM GAMES!

[before]

[Face, meet palm (of the non handcuffed hand).]

Look, idiot, I went to bed in my own room, and woke up handcuffed to her here.

[dawnrise]

[Riku is comforted by the fact that it can't possibly get any worse.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*points accusingly at Red*

You're a sleep-sexer! I've read about that in a magazine! Pervert!

[before]

...a what.

[Just. stares.]

[dawnrise]

[Facepalm, looking at Ri in annoyance.]

Would you shut up and listen?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

A sleep-sexer! It's like sleepwalking, but with sex! Riku-pi you have to divorce him right now. He's a pervert!

*sorry Riku, he's trying to protect what's left of your dignity*

[before]

You know what, I'm just going to. ignore him.

[Grabs some blanket to cover himself with.]

[dawnrise]

[Protect it, huh? Sure he is. She nods when Red speaks, because that's an excellent plan. But she's not giving up -- she'll be able to say she tried, at least.]

I can't divorce him if we're not married, Ri.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*flailing again thanx*

You're having the baby out of wedlock?!

[before]

What b-

[Stops suddenly, because wow it just connected that Ri's talking about pregnant Riku and there's a pregnant Riku here YEAH HE'LL JUST BE SITTING HERE KIND OF IN SHOCK.]

[dawnrise]

[If Ri does not move right this second he'll be getting a very hard whack in the face from her pillow.]