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[dawnrise]

[ Like so many others, Riku wasn't fortunate enough to escape this spell. Also like them, she's waking up to that fact, in a series of chain reactions. First, she senses him - sensing him wakes her up, and waking up means opening her eyes. It's pretty dark with only a small night light in the corner, but it's enough that she can tilt her face up to see and confirm that: one, she isn't dreaming, and two, Red is in bed next to her.

She'll take five seconds of stunned silence before she tries to shove him out. ]

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[before]

[In his just-woken-up-thanks-to-shoving state, it's easy to move him; unfortunately, since they're connected, she'll be moving with him. And again, unfortunately? He's not wearing anything. Enjoy that.]

adfhg it froze when I hit 'post' 8|

[dawnrise]

[Riku's train of thought is one big mental flail right now, but she grabs hold of the sheets with both hands so they don't completely slide off -- hopefully he enjoys feeling like a yo-yo. She hasn't really registered his lack of clothes yet, given the initial panic.]

What the hell are you doing?

lame D8

[before]

[That's okay, if his arm goes in the wrong angle, it'll just get disconnected! It's not like he'd feel that. He blinks up at her blearily, running a hand through his messier than normal hair.]

...what?

quite ;_;

[dawnrise]

[She leans away, opening and closing her mouth a few times as she fumbles for a response. What kind of question is that?]

Wake up and tell me what you're doing in my bed.

[before]

[It takes a second for the question to register, and he peers around absently. Huh, nope. Not his room.]

No idea. This isn't where I went to sleep.

[dawnrise]

Didn't think so.

[She's sitting up at this point, trying to move out of the bed when she feels the jerk on her wrist. That gets her immediate attention.]

[before]

[His wrist gets pulled a bit at that, too, and he tries to settle properly on the bed. DON'T LOOK DOWN, RIKU, THERE'S A PEEN. On your bed.]

[dawnrise]

[Too late. Riku's gaze has gone from her wrist to his and up-- and now she's got some color to those cheeks as it finally registers. She'll just grab one of the pillows to shove at him. Or hit him with. She can do both at once.]

[before]

[Oof. Takes the pillow with a slight scowl, grumbling as he covers himself.]

So now what?

[dawnrise]

[She thinks he has no right to scowl. But then, she's got her face in her other hand, so she's not looking.]

Do you have any idea what this is about?

[before]

[Hey, it's not like he asked to be thrown into bed with Riku. If he'd known it would happen, he would've put on some pants or something, sheesh.]

Spell?

[dawnrise]

Makes sense.

[Moves her fingers and shoots him a look out the corners of her eyes. She'll get over being annoyed at him soon. Probably.]

[before]

[Looks down at himself in the meantime, frowning.]

We have several problems. One, unless you've got clothing that'll fit me in here, we're going to have to find a closet or something.

this will be hilarious 1/?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[brb Ri will be barging into your room after a cursory knock because he's like that]

Hey Riku-pi! Have you seen my--

[all thoughts come to a screeching halt when he sees you and Red in bed together]

2/?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

[... processing... processing... processing...]

done!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

RIKU-PI YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA HAVE SEX WITH RED!

*LOLS FOREVER*

[dawnrise]

[sdlkfjlkjgsh COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?]

I didn't!

will Red be showing up?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*FLAILING HARDCORE*

HE'S AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGH HE'S NAKED! RIKU-PI WHY ARE YOU NAKED WITH HIM?! DID YOU USE PROTECTION!?

8D Riku -> Ri -> Red?

[before]

[Brb ignoring you, Ri.]

You said you weren't going to have sex with me? Why was that even necessary?

sounds good. |D

[dawnrise]

[If there is mercy in the DR someone will kill her now. Right? No? FML.]

I don't know, I don't remember having this conversation. And I'm not naked, Ri!

[She's wearing a tank top and a pair of shorts, thank you very much.]

whoo~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*still flailing*

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A MOMMY YET! RED HASN'T MARRIED YOU! OH GOD YOU GOT MARRIED AND I WASN'T INVITED.

[before]

[Opens his mouth. Shuts it again.]

...why would I marry her?

[IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT, RIKU, HE'S HONESTLY CONFUSED.]

[dawnrise]

[Covers her face with her hands.]

Would you calm down? We're not-- we didn't have sex. Why would we? We're not even--

[Struggles to find a word for this.]

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

WHY WOULDN'T YOU MARRY HER?! ESPECIALLY AFTER KNOCKING HER UP!

*brb going to launch himself at Red and try to throttle him*

[before]

[TRIES TO HIND BEHIND RIKU.]

What the hell are you on about?!