Riku (
dawnrise) wrote in
kingdomdressing2009-09-08 10:58 pm
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[ Like so many others, Riku wasn't fortunate enough to escape this spell. Also like them, she's waking up to that fact, in a series of chain reactions. First, she senses him - sensing him wakes her up, and waking up means opening her eyes. It's pretty dark with only a small night light in the corner, but it's enough that she can tilt her face up to see and confirm that: one, she isn't dreaming, and two, Red is in bed next to her.
She'll take five seconds of stunned silence before she tries to shove him out. ]
She'll take five seconds of stunned silence before she tries to shove him out. ]

8D Riku -> Ri -> Red?
You said you weren't going to have sex with me? Why was that even necessary?
sounds good. |D
I don't know, I don't remember having this conversation. And I'm not naked, Ri!
[She's wearing a tank top and a pair of shorts, thank you very much.]
whoo~
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A MOMMY YET! RED HASN'T MARRIED YOU! OH GOD YOU GOT MARRIED AND I WASN'T INVITED.
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...why would I marry her?
[IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT, RIKU, HE'S HONESTLY CONFUSED.]
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Would you calm down? We're not-- we didn't have sex. Why would we? We're not even--
[Struggles to find a word for this.]
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*brb going to launch himself at Red and try to throttle him*
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What the hell are you on about?!
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Knock it off, Ri!
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Stop putting your penis on Riku-pi!!
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I'm not!
[dammit he can't really. defend himself without his jacket.]
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Would you calm down so I can explain?
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OH GOD YOU TURNED HER KINKY! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BDSM GAMES!
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Look, idiot, I went to bed in my own room, and woke up handcuffed to her here.
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You're a sleep-sexer! I've read about that in a magazine! Pervert!
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[Just. stares.]
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Would you shut up and listen?
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*sorry Riku, he's trying to protect what's left of your dignity*
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[Grabs some blanket to cover himself with.]
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I can't divorce him if we're not married, Ri.
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You're having the baby out of wedlock?!
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[Stops suddenly, because wow it just connected that Ri's talking about pregnant Riku and there's a pregnant Riku here YEAH HE'LL JUST BE SITTING HERE KIND OF IN SHOCK.]
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Don't blame me! Blame Red!
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[He has so many questions right now skdfhsk.]
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