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[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

HIIIII!

I know. Don't be dazzled by my shiny maroon locks or my glittering orbs of jade. Well, at least not for long~

Organization member ZERO here! I figured it was cooler than being member 14 or something. I don't wanna be behind that faggy kid. I'm sooo much cooler.

ANYWAY! Totally check out my keyblade. It's called the Princess of Hearts~

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[fwooshhh.livejournal.com]

Omg what are you talking about? Fourteen is such a cool number and Roxas is so so hot. But he's not faggy, because Axel's mine, mmkay?

Now Mansex, he's probably faggy.

P.S. My keyblade's cooler.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Fourteen is so stupid. It's like saying you're last place! Roxas is so faggy AND AXEL IS MINE YOU WHORE.

Yeah, he probably is.

P.S. No, it's probably gay. Mine is cooler.

[fwooshhh.livejournal.com]

I'M HIKARIX, BITCH. H-I-K-A-R-I-X and get it memorized. And just fyi, I'm also a Princess. Princess Hikari, bitch, so you better feel sorry before I snap you in two with my power. Snap, snap.

AND AXEL IS MINE FIRST SO GET OUT. GET. OUT.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I NEVER HEARD OF YOU! Well, I'm PRINCESS Rose Red. I'm the combination of the Princess of Hearts' Nobodies. That makes me like SIX TIMES STRONGER than you.

I SAW HIM LIKE A BAJILLION YEARS BEFORE YOU DID!

[fwooshhh.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH? WELL I'M KAIRI'S LONG LOST SISTER, SO THE BLOOD OF BEING A PRINCESS OF HEART FLOWS THROUGH ME LIKE DEMYX DRINKING NINE CUPS OF TEA.

PLUS I GOT MY OWN SPRITE. HA!

OMG THAT'S SUCH A LIE, YOU LIAR. AXEL AND I ARE LOVERSSSSSSSSS.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

THAT JUST MAKES YOU INFERIOR TO KAIRI, AND KAIRI IS INFERIOR TO ME, SO NOW YOU'RE JUST LIKE MEGA-INFERIOR!

YOU MADE THAT UP! JUST YOU WAIT, I'LL HAVE ONE!

NO AXEL IS MIIIIINE.

[fwooshhh.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU'RE NOT TRUE. YOU'RE FALSE AND THAT MEANS YOU'RE BAD AND EVIL. GO BACK TO FOOT-MASSAGING MANSEX WITH YOUR ~*LOLCENSORSHIP*~

AXEL IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

OMG EW NOT MANSEX NOT EVER YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE. YOUR NEW NAME IS AIDSX.

MIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!! AXEL IS SO MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!

[fwooshhh.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE THE WHORE, YOU WHORE. GOD, LOOK AT THAT TACKY LIPSTICK. THAT'S WHORESTICK.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE SO WHORISH THAT WHORES LOOK AT YOU AND GO "EW WHAT A MAJOR WHORE".

NO HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[fwooshhh.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE THAT GAY HOOKERS LOOK AT YOU AND GO, "GAWD NOT EVEN MANSEX WOULD TOUCH THAT."