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[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

HIIIII!

I know. Don't be dazzled by my shiny maroon locks or my glittering orbs of jade. Well, at least not for long~

Organization member ZERO here! I figured it was cooler than being member 14 or something. I don't wanna be behind that faggy kid. I'm sooo much cooler.

ANYWAY! Totally check out my keyblade. It's called the Princess of Hearts~

Comments

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

Needs more glitter.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I aim for cute, not flaming, Axel sweetie.

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

Aww, I thought it'd be cute. More ribbons, then? I dunno, it just seems to be missing something.

[twilitoblivion.livejournal.com]

... you're calling me faggy?

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I think I just did. Oopsie~

[twilitoblivion.livejournal.com]

Have you looked in a mirror lately?

[noheart.livejournal.com]

... I thought it couldn't get any worse. I honestly did. I thought we had reached the worst and were moving on.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I know I make you feel weak in the knees, Xemmy, but straighten up when you're talking. You have such bad posture when you're angsting.

[noheart.livejournal.com]

... What is that growing out of your chest-...

I regret to inform you that I have no idea what who you are or why you claim to be involved with the Organization.

[realisethiswish.livejournal.com]

... Princess of Hearts...?

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it's you. Yes, because I'm the Nobody combined of the Princess of Hearts. Well, besides you, of course.

[realisethiswish.livejournal.com]

How is that even possible?

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Can you divide by zero, then?

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I can because I CAN DO ANYTHING.

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Fascinating~

Tell me, have you ever jumped off a cliff before?

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

Hey, Marly~ How's the garden? YA FAG.

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. Just. wonderful. Disease-ridden wench.

[fwooshhh.livejournal.com]

Omg what are you talking about? Fourteen is such a cool number and Roxas is so so hot. But he's not faggy, because Axel's mine, mmkay?

Now Mansex, he's probably faggy.

P.S. My keyblade's cooler.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Fourteen is so stupid. It's like saying you're last place! Roxas is so faggy AND AXEL IS MINE YOU WHORE.

Yeah, he probably is.

P.S. No, it's probably gay. Mine is cooler.

[fwooshhh.livejournal.com]

I'M HIKARIX, BITCH. H-I-K-A-R-I-X and get it memorized. And just fyi, I'm also a Princess. Princess Hikari, bitch, so you better feel sorry before I snap you in two with my power. Snap, snap.

AND AXEL IS MINE FIRST SO GET OUT. GET. OUT.

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

No, really. Who in the fuck are you?

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

Princess Rose Red. Duh. You gotta be listening, Xemmy.

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

Okay, I know there was a 14th member at some point, and I've got a fucking amnesia block at the moment on who it was, but I'm fairly certain it wasn't a prostitute with an elaborate nickname.

[frigidbastard.livejournal.com]

...I've seen pinker feminine hygiene wash bottles, so it's not like it's anything new, but I've also seen candy ravers with better dress sense.