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[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

HIIIII!

I know. Don't be dazzled by my shiny maroon locks or my glittering orbs of jade. Well, at least not for long~

Organization member ZERO here! I figured it was cooler than being member 14 or something. I don't wanna be behind that faggy kid. I'm sooo much cooler.

ANYWAY! Totally check out my keyblade. It's called the Princess of Hearts~

Comments

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

Needs more glitter.

[twilitoblivion.livejournal.com]

... you're calling me faggy?

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I aim for cute, not flaming, Axel sweetie.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I think I just did. Oopsie~

[twilitoblivion.livejournal.com]

Have you looked in a mirror lately?

[noheart.livejournal.com]

... I thought it couldn't get any worse. I honestly did. I thought we had reached the worst and were moving on.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I think your fagginess exploded so much that it covered everything you said~ Want to try again: y/n?

[twilitoblivion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, uh. N. I can't be bothered wasting my time with you.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I know I make you feel weak in the knees, Xemmy, but straighten up when you're talking. You have such bad posture when you're angsting.

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

Aww, I thought it'd be cute. More ribbons, then? I dunno, it just seems to be missing something.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

I think you have all the time to waste YOU FAG STEALING MY MAN. But all right~

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

RIBBONS~! That must be it! Sweetie, you're so smart~!

[realisethiswish.livejournal.com]

... Princess of Hearts...?

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it's you. Yes, because I'm the Nobody combined of the Princess of Hearts. Well, besides you, of course.

[twilitoblivion.livejournal.com]

... Your man? Firstly, I'm guessing you mean Axel. And secondly, I'm straight, thanks.

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

Anything to help a gal out, honeychild~♥

[realisethiswish.livejournal.com]

How is that even possible?

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

Oh please. Your gay excretes so hard that you pee rainbows.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

DON'T QUESTION ME!

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, that outfit looks so cute on you, baby~

[twilitoblivion.livejournal.com]

... I have a girlfriend!

[noheart.livejournal.com]

... What is that growing out of your chest-...

I regret to inform you that I have no idea what who you are or why you claim to be involved with the Organization.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

Obviously a cover for your incredible mountain of fagitude, otherwise you would have been all over me.

[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

Never seen these before, Xemmy~? I'm not surprised with all the men around.

I'll be happy to remind you, then~

[realisethiswish.livejournal.com]

... okay, sorry.