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[dontsuethesue.livejournal.com]

HIIIII!

I know. Don't be dazzled by my shiny maroon locks or my glittering orbs of jade. Well, at least not for long~

Organization member ZERO here! I figured it was cooler than being member 14 or something. I don't wanna be behind that faggy kid. I'm sooo much cooler.

ANYWAY! Totally check out my keyblade. It's called the Princess of Hearts~

Comments

[flamin-gay.livejournal.com]

Needs more glitter.

[twilitoblivion.livejournal.com]

... you're calling me faggy?

[noheart.livejournal.com]

... I thought it couldn't get any worse. I honestly did. I thought we had reached the worst and were moving on.

[realisethiswish.livejournal.com]

... Princess of Hearts...?

[traitorousfire.livejournal.com]

Can you divide by zero, then?

[eleventh-death.livejournal.com]

[fwooshhh.livejournal.com]

Omg what are you talking about? Fourteen is such a cool number and Roxas is so so hot. But he's not faggy, because Axel's mine, mmkay?

Now Mansex, he's probably faggy.

P.S. My keyblade's cooler.

[300dollars.livejournal.com]

No, really. Who in the fuck are you?

[frigidbastard.livejournal.com]

...I've seen pinker feminine hygiene wash bottles, so it's not like it's anything new, but I've also seen candy ravers with better dress sense.