kingdomdressing | (no subject)

You are.

[oh it's like you're psychic. well, they're immature. running time.]

Am not.

[Oh god... He does not like being dragged by a running Saix. He's just going to run as well. Even faster then Saix. Looks like he's dragging you now.]

You are.

[well that will just not do. Saix is just going to have to pull hard on your arm, Xem, and then let go and sprint like whoa.

if you were anyone other than Xemnas he would have tripped you by now.]

Am not.

[Xemnas does not like the tugging him backwards. He stumbles for a second but then starts to sprint after Saix. He was gaining fast...

also if he was tripped he would glare so hard at you.]

Are too.

[but apparently it did its job, making him stumble. Saix refuses to make this easy. 3...2...1- STOPS SHORT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY.

Saix would get him an icepack. maybe.]

Am not.

[Saix stopping was not in his plan. Have a Xemnas running right into you! They are both on the ground now.]

Ow... Why did you stop?

Are too--oof.

[that would be the sound Saix makes when people run into him and knock him over. brblolin' at you, Xem.]

To mess you up. Get off, you're heavy. [pushes at.]

[kasgh Xemnas is flustered]

Why did you have to stop in the middle of the hall way?

[Oh right... Gets up.]

You don't have to push me.

[have a glare]

[you get a "are you stupid" look for just a second, Xem.]

...To mess you up. And if I don't push you you won't get off.

[sits up. oh what is this door behind me.]

Oh, and I found the library.

You could have tried something that doesn't make us both fall down. W-what? Of course I would get off if you didn't push me!

[He is tempted to flail his arms around. But he's Xemnas... Oh god. The library?!]

...
You were just lucky.

I could have tripped you. That's only you falling down. But you would whine about it. And you wouldn't. Not until you complained for like five minutes.

[smiiiiiirk.]

Uh huh. Come on. [into the library!]

If you had tripped me I would have hit you with my book. I don't whine. I would have gotten off right away. And I don't complain that much.

[argh that smirk]

...Fine. [to the library]

It's paperback. So scary. Yes you do. You didn't a second ago; I had to push you. And sure you don't.

[it's stuck like that. LIBRARY TIME.]

What were we looking for, again? Another of those? [nods at the book.]

Then I could always punch you. No I don't. You didn't give me any time to get off before you pushed me. I don't.

[Yay library~]

Yeah. Or we could just find another book. [shrug]

I'd kick you in the throat. You won't if I kick you in the throat. Fine, next time you fall over on me I'll just wait patiently. You do.

What book? This place is immense. [nerdville: population Xemnas. Saix less so.]

Why would you even want to? It would be a weird angle, easier if you punch someone in the throat. Pff... What makes you think I fall over that much? I don't.

Well libraries usually are pretty big. It's always pretty easy to find something though. What do you want to read? [he's smiling again. he likes libraries. Saix is a nerd too. l:]

You saying I can't kick you in throat? I'll show you. I dunno, maybe the fact that you fell over on me. And you do.

Have you looked around? This is bigger than most. I don't know. Any suggestions? [Saix is less of a nerd.]

I'd rather you didn't. That was only because you stopped in the middle of the hallway when I was running. You think I have amazing reflexes and can dodge in the blink of an eye? I don't!

Well it's not like we can get lost in here. I dunno. I can't tell what you want to read. [This is true]

That's what I thought. Maybe you should work on those reflexes, then.

I bet you could. I just asked for suggestions. I don't have to obey them.

Hmph... Maybe I will.

Shut up. Well I don't think you like to read what I read. So I can't help you there. Only with finding the books. [He knows libraries like the back of his hand. /what]

I recommend it.

I didn't say anything. ...I have nothing I'm looking for. [Saix is going to make him prove it.]

Hn...

Yes you did. Well... Fantasy or what? [starts to walk towards the fiction section]

No I didn't. Considering I'm not even looking for anything...I don't care? [...follows anyway.]

Uh-huh. Alright then... You're not making this easy for me. [In the fiction section. Looking at random books.]

Well if you had just suggested some things when I asked... [is that a giant armchair of amazing? yes it is. and now it belongs to Saix. just gonna watch you, Xem, while you pick books.]