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[kasgh Xemnas is flustered]

Why did you have to stop in the middle of the hall way?

[Oh right... Gets up.]

You don't have to push me.

[have a glare]

[you get a "are you stupid" look for just a second, Xem.]

...To mess you up. And if I don't push you you won't get off.

[sits up. oh what is this door behind me.]

Oh, and I found the library.

You could have tried something that doesn't make us both fall down. W-what? Of course I would get off if you didn't push me!

[He is tempted to flail his arms around. But he's Xemnas... Oh god. The library?!]

...
You were just lucky.

I could have tripped you. That's only you falling down. But you would whine about it. And you wouldn't. Not until you complained for like five minutes.

[smiiiiiirk.]

Uh huh. Come on. [into the library!]

If you had tripped me I would have hit you with my book. I don't whine. I would have gotten off right away. And I don't complain that much.

[argh that smirk]

...Fine. [to the library]

It's paperback. So scary. Yes you do. You didn't a second ago; I had to push you. And sure you don't.

[it's stuck like that. LIBRARY TIME.]

What were we looking for, again? Another of those? [nods at the book.]

Then I could always punch you. No I don't. You didn't give me any time to get off before you pushed me. I don't.

[Yay library~]

Yeah. Or we could just find another book. [shrug]

I'd kick you in the throat. You won't if I kick you in the throat. Fine, next time you fall over on me I'll just wait patiently. You do.

What book? This place is immense. [nerdville: population Xemnas. Saix less so.]

Why would you even want to? It would be a weird angle, easier if you punch someone in the throat. Pff... What makes you think I fall over that much? I don't.

Well libraries usually are pretty big. It's always pretty easy to find something though. What do you want to read? [he's smiling again. he likes libraries. Saix is a nerd too. l:]

You saying I can't kick you in throat? I'll show you. I dunno, maybe the fact that you fell over on me. And you do.

Have you looked around? This is bigger than most. I don't know. Any suggestions? [Saix is less of a nerd.]

I'd rather you didn't. That was only because you stopped in the middle of the hallway when I was running. You think I have amazing reflexes and can dodge in the blink of an eye? I don't!

Well it's not like we can get lost in here. I dunno. I can't tell what you want to read. [This is true]

That's what I thought. Maybe you should work on those reflexes, then.

I bet you could. I just asked for suggestions. I don't have to obey them.

Hmph... Maybe I will.

Shut up. Well I don't think you like to read what I read. So I can't help you there. Only with finding the books. [He knows libraries like the back of his hand. /what]

I recommend it.

I didn't say anything. ...I have nothing I'm looking for. [Saix is going to make him prove it.]

Hn...

Yes you did. Well... Fantasy or what? [starts to walk towards the fiction section]

No I didn't. Considering I'm not even looking for anything...I don't care? [...follows anyway.]

Uh-huh. Alright then... You're not making this easy for me. [In the fiction section. Looking at random books.]

Well if you had just suggested some things when I asked... [is that a giant armchair of amazing? yes it is. and now it belongs to Saix. just gonna watch you, Xem, while you pick books.]

Well I don't know what to suggest. [Shrug and just going to pick out a few random books. Oh and pff... You just going to sit there? l:]

You suggested that one you were reading before. Can't think of anything else? [yes. sitting. watching. smirking.]

Good Omens... Sure. It's an okay book. [Going off to try and find it. Ditching you? Of course not. You'll just have to get up and follow him if you want.]

Only okay? Mister knows-his-fine-literature thinks it's okay, and is still reading it? [hm. to follow, or not to follow.]

[...oh, alright.]

Well I'm bored. And it is fairly well written.

[Looking... looking..]

Uh huh. I'll make that judgement once I read it.

[would rather be in his nice chair.]

Okay then... Aha! Here it is.

[Takes out a copy of Good Omens for Saix. And bam, he's running back to your chair and plopping in it. Childish? You bet.]