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[Here is a twelve year old Xemnas sitting on some random couch. He should probably be wondering where he is... But he can't be bothered to. So just going to sit there reading a book he found laying around.]

[occ: It's like a spam of characters from

smallsparks universe!]

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No, see, I get up, you get dropped on the floor, and I sit back down while you're still on the floor glaring at me. My chair.

But since I'm sitting on you I can tell when you're about to get up. So then I just stand up, push you out of the way and the chair is mine.

I could take you by surprise, I bet. And if you pushed me I would tackle you right out of this chair.

Really now? And if you tackled the chair you might break it. Then what?

Don't care. I didn't buy the chair.

But then you would have just tackled me for a chair which you broke. What would the point be?

To win.

[urge. to pull hair. rising.]

Pff... That's a stupid reason.

[Oh god... He would be so unamused.]

Really. Then why'd you take the chair in the first place?

[so tempted. so very, very tempted.

...tug.]

It looked comfy.

[Ack! Hair being tugged!]

That was uncalled for.

So you ran. On purpose. So I couldn't get to it first. Uh huh.

[your protests are ignored.]

You sitting on me was uncalled for.

Maybe.

[Argh! Trying to get his hair back now]

Okay... You got me there.

Knew it.

[nope. this belongs to Saix now, chair thief.]

Knew that, too.

[Saix is starting to get that hair fetish. l:]

...Could you just let go of my hair? This hurts.

[except with tugging.]

...[just. shakes his head and smirks. he'll let go a little.]

[Pff Saix.]

Hey... This isn't funny. Let go.
[Pulling his hair back now.]

[smiiirks.]

I think it's funny. Can't. Why don't you pull more.

Argh!

[Mental flailing! He's just going to glare at the wall, crossing his arms infront of his chest]

Being a baby again.

[fine fine, lets go of the hair. time to read and ignore pouty Xem. that's right.]

No I'm not.

[Stands up when his hair is let go off. He is totally not pouting! Just going to go sit in another chair. Like across the library. Child. l:]

Mn. Reading now.

[someone's trying to be an attention whore. SAIX IS READING.]

[Just going to sulk over in his corner. Reading. Attention whore? Where? Surely not Xemnas.]

[yeah sure Xemnas, you're convincing. reading so much over here. noooot even looking up.]

[agjwag READING]

[god you pout to much. Saix doesn't even need to look up to be sure. YAWN.]