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Hey! Whose bright idea was it to shoot arrows at people's heads!

[he's holding up the arrow that narrowly missed his noggin.]

[sympathize.]
[laugh at.]
[join in his anger.]
[cop a feel.]

[ooc: uh. 18+ i guess.]

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[b and d.]

[sigh. topic change.]

Are you dating?

[yes.]
[no.]
[deny in obvious way.]
[burst into tears.]

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[deny in a VERY OBVIOUS way.]

O-of course not!

[laugh at.]
[ask why.]
[tell a little white lie.]
[are you gay?]

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[are you gay?]

Are you gay?

[deny some more.]
[give in.]
[SLAP.]
[are you gay?]

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[a little from column A, a little from column D ...]

What! Are you, tough guy?!

[yes]
[no]
[lol]
[encourage his newfound homosexuality]

sigh, html.

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[a mix of all four.]

Haha! Sorta. I don't care if it has tits or a dick, really.

You should give both genders a try, you'll reap the benefits.

[agree.]
[disagree.]
[physically harm.]
[barf.]

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[agrees. sort of.]

Well!

[why so serious thoughtful?]
[keep teasing him]
[wait for a real answer]
[RANDOM SELECT]

evening, commissioner.

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[wait for a real answer.]

[silent stare.]

[give in.]
[resist!]
[staring contest.]
[babble.]

stop passing the fail.

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[staring contest]

[stares right back. this could take a bit.]

[offhanded compliment]
[flick him right between the eyes]
[just ... walk away. right now]
[eyes. of. steel.]

i'll be honest, that made me feel better.

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[offhanded compliment in hopes of winning staring contest.]

Your eyes are radiant.

[counter attack.]
[lose, look away.]
[freak out.]
[super eyeballs.]

I DID IT all for you

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[freaking out now.]

Ahhhh what the hell!

[gloat]
[keep laying it on]
[ignore]
[chin up]

:')

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[keep laying it on.]

I bet your smile makes other boys cream themselves.

[freak out some more.]
[retort.]
[ignore.]
[keep your dignity and walk away now.]

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[freak out some more]

[this is Roku doing what he does best: having a cow.]

[let him down easy]
[fluff that ego a liiiittle more]
[HIT HIM! HIT HIM IN THE HEAD]
[laugh. since it's hilarious]

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[an order of b and d.]

[loling.]

I'm just dying to know what that bod looks like without clothing.

[defend yourself.]
[backhand.]
[calm down.]
[self destruct.]

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[defend yourself]

Maybe like yours, if I'd actually grow up.

[wonder why he hasn't yet]
[what are you, twelve?]

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[thinking a, acting on b.]

It's called working out. Or maybe puberty.

[take offense.]
[let it slide.]
[wonder where the compliments have gone.]

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[take offense]

I already did, you big jerk.

[it's not the only thing that's big]
[question his creative insults]
[that's enough heckling for now]

not a word.

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[it's not the only thing that's big.]

Yeah, it's pretty big and you can jerk it if you'd like.

[nervously laugh.]
[more offense.]
[agree.]
[throw a pokeball.]

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[B, then A.]

U-uh ...

[someone's skeptical.]

[no, you really can!]
[leave him to think about that one]
[sh'yeaaaah, right]

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[no, you really can! but with less enthusiasm.]

Don't believe me? Want a preview?

[already got a hand at his belt.]

[wait, see if he really does.]
[hurriedly ask him to stop.]
[egg him on.]
[run.]

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[wait for it, but you REALLY DON'T HAVE TO ...]

H-hey, I mean, it's not like I asked.

[belt? what belt?]
[be a cocktease]
[ope, time to go]
[make fun of him. like you're really getting some of this]

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[belt? what belt?]

[sudden strip show is still a go.]

[stop. STOP.]
[keep watching.]
[shield your eyes.]
[escape.]

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[STOOOOP nope, still watching.]

R-really!

[stuttering. that's cute]
[whoops, Riku's actually a girl]
[smack him with the belt]
[behind this pair of pants is ... another pair. of pants]

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[tempted for C... but alas, A.]

[pop goes the button.]

[stop your shenanigans.]
[just keep watching.]
[run as fast as you can.]

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[just keep watching]

[he's as still as a stone, torn between bolting and having his eyes bug out of his head.]

[make him strip, too]
[carry on with the show]
[convenient distraction]

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[carry on with the show. but with a pause.]

I haven't even pulled down my pants yet, chill out.

[retort.]
[ask him to keep going.]
[just leave.]
[ljsdfljds.]