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Hey! Whose bright idea was it to shoot arrows at people's heads!

[he's holding up the arrow that narrowly missed his noggin.]

[sympathize.]
[laugh at.]
[join in his anger.]
[cop a feel.]

[ooc: uh. 18+ i guess.]

Comments

not a word.

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[it's not the only thing that's big.]

Yeah, it's pretty big and you can jerk it if you'd like.

[nervously laugh.]
[more offense.]
[agree.]
[throw a pokeball.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[B, then A.]

U-uh ...

[someone's skeptical.]

[no, you really can!]
[leave him to think about that one]
[sh'yeaaaah, right]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[no, you really can! but with less enthusiasm.]

Don't believe me? Want a preview?

[already got a hand at his belt.]

[wait, see if he really does.]
[hurriedly ask him to stop.]
[egg him on.]
[run.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[wait for it, but you REALLY DON'T HAVE TO ...]

H-hey, I mean, it's not like I asked.

[belt? what belt?]
[be a cocktease]
[ope, time to go]
[make fun of him. like you're really getting some of this]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[belt? what belt?]

[sudden strip show is still a go.]

[stop. STOP.]
[keep watching.]
[shield your eyes.]
[escape.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[STOOOOP nope, still watching.]

R-really!

[stuttering. that's cute]
[whoops, Riku's actually a girl]
[smack him with the belt]
[behind this pair of pants is ... another pair. of pants]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[tempted for C... but alas, A.]

[pop goes the button.]

[stop your shenanigans.]
[just keep watching.]
[run as fast as you can.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[just keep watching]

[he's as still as a stone, torn between bolting and having his eyes bug out of his head.]

[make him strip, too]
[carry on with the show]
[convenient distraction]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[carry on with the show. but with a pause.]

I haven't even pulled down my pants yet, chill out.

[retort.]
[ask him to keep going.]
[just leave.]
[ljsdfljds.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[ljsdfljds]

Well ex-cuse me, just 'cause you're Riku and you're ...

[and what?]
[say hello to my little friend]
[turn around. no peepshow for you]
[dot dot dot]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[and what?]

And I'm...?

[nope, leaving you hanging.]
[spill.]
[pout.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[p-p-p-pout]

[this expression isn't very becoming of him ...]

[this is getting a little awkward]
[ignore it and continue]
[smack him. be a man]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[ignore it and continue.]

[shrugs and zrrrp goes that zipper.]

[derp, keep lookin'.]
[spur of the moment, rip off his pants.]
[rip off your pants.]
[HALT.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[HALT!]

Whoaaa, hold on a 'sec.

[nope, you had your chance]
[stop and just zip back up]
[pause for a second. you rang?]
[nah, yank his pants off, too]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[nope, you had your chance.]

[he's holding alright, but not a sec.]

Hm?

[gawk.]
[scream and run combo.]
[compliment.]
[prepare to compare sizes.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[A, as much as he'd like it to be C.]

... ... buuuh.

[holy penis, it's. a penis.]

[put it away]
[demand to see his]
[I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air]
[insinuate he's got a small piece of work]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[strikes cannot deter him.]

You could stop spewing nonsense and put your mouth to better use, eh?

[what are you, Canadian?]
[yes master.]
[hesitate...]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[hesitate]

... you're just gonna punch my lights out afterward, aren't you.

[yes]
[no]
[waffle over it]
[less talky, more sucky]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[less talky, more sucky with more commentary.]

If you plan on biting. Now, are you going to or aren't you?

[back away.]
[kneel, bitch.]
[demand to be the one being sucked off.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[backing away is the hardest (literally) decision he's had to make]

... sorry.

[demand an explanation]
[zip up; well, that's that]
[oh no you don't, force him to suck]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[demand an explanation.]

Excuse me? You didn't seem that put off two minutes ago.

[keep walking.]
[okay, come back...]
[feel insulted.]
[insult.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[feel insulted]

'cause your big dick's making me forget, Ri-ku.

[he seems genuinely concerned, though.]

[pity the poor guy and let it go]
[this is too juicy; keep grilling him]
[pop him one for his insolence]