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Hey! Whose bright idea was it to shoot arrows at people's heads!

[he's holding up the arrow that narrowly missed his noggin.]

[sympathize.]
[laugh at.]
[join in his anger.]
[cop a feel.]

[ooc: uh. 18+ i guess.]

Comments

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[join in his anger]

I got shot in the butt.

[ignore him]
[point and laugh]
[smack upside the head]
[do a double-take]

balls totally forgot options. i'm so distracted.

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[do a double-take.]

... that's harsh.

[agree.]
[insult for no reason.]
[begin crying.]

coming up w/them is SLIGHTLY ANNOYING but i'll live

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[agree]

You're telling me. I didn't even get so much of a how-do-you-do.

[start ignoring]
[sympathize]
[pat him on the head]
[make fun of his butt]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[sympathize (sorta).]

Guess that's life.

[take offense.]
[agree.]
[knee in painful places.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[agree]

Well life can suck my fat dick, that's all I'm saying!

[look at oddly]
[punch him with love]
[ignore]
[walk away]
[make a dick joke]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[make a dick joke.]

You'd like that. I know I would.

[make another dick joke.]
[deny everything.]
[storm off.]
[politely laugh.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[make another dick joke]

Wouldn't you?

[confirm]
[deny]
[POW]
[leave]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[confirm.]

Hell yeah. I don't get enough as it is.

[enjoy his misfortune.]
[rewind, deny everything.]
[complain with.]
[~*YOUR CHOICE*~]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[complain with--]

Tch, not like you can turn the corner and walk into some chick around here.

[disagree]
[mourn the lack of female scenery]
[bat for the other team]

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[mourn the lack of female scenery.]

And even if you do she's not going to drop to her knees if you start unzipping your pants, either.

[keep on agreeing.]
[come out of the closet.]
[get on your knees.]
[sigh profusely.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[keep on agreeing]

Bet she'd kick you if you did.

[turn the comment around]
[ask about Roku's girl]
[kick him in the dick instead]
[daydream about blowjobs]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[b and d.]

[sigh. topic change.]

Are you dating?

[yes.]
[no.]
[deny in obvious way.]
[burst into tears.]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[deny in a VERY OBVIOUS way.]

O-of course not!

[laugh at.]
[ask why.]
[tell a little white lie.]
[are you gay?]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[are you gay?]

Are you gay?

[deny some more.]
[give in.]
[SLAP.]
[are you gay?]

[switchedblade.livejournal.com]

[a little from column A, a little from column D ...]

What! Are you, tough guy?!

[yes]
[no]
[lol]
[encourage his newfound homosexuality]

[sorakick.livejournal.com]

Wasn' me. I'd shoot one up your ass. That kind of arrow's attached to my body, though.

[o Sora u so clevar.]

[groan and ask god why.]
[smack him.]
[turn the flirting around.]
[IGNORE.]

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[a and c.]

If you'd kindly bend over I'll let you have a taste of mine.

[flirt.]
[deny.]
[bend over.]
[bend him over.]

[sorakick.livejournal.com]

[is there someone in this room named Ben Dover? oh, I think it's that brown haired kid over here, slapping his own ass.]

Come get me, big boy.

[um yes please.]
[there has to be a catch.]
[grind him.]
[deny.]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[first a, and then b.]

You're not going to chop my dick off, are you?

[feign innocence.]
[spill.]
[beg for it.]
[insult.]

[sorakick.livejournal.com]

[beg for it.]

No~ Riku, I want you to fill me so deep~

[so close to laughing right now, but he keeps that to himself.]

[not buying it.]
[oh hell yes.]
[get him on his knees.]
[make him beg some more.]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[make him beg some more.]

Do you really, Sor'.

[feed his ego.]
[snap at him.]
[seduce with buttwiggles.]

i'm going to get shot for that last option.

[sorakick.livejournal.com]

[buttwiggles a go.]

Nnn..

[drops to his hands and knees and spreads his legs a little, throwing his head back with a mock moan. yeah, even he doesn't know why he's doing this anymore, but it sure is fun.]

[oh fuck it.]
[damage his masculinity.]
[question about his girlfriend.]
[yiff!]

go back 2 furcadia.

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[oh fuck it.]

[have a Riku arching over you, rutting his hips against your backside, Sora.]

[dropkick.]
[encourage him.]
[dirty talk.]
[don a fursuit.]

[sorakick.livejournal.com]

[I put on my robe and wizard hat dirty talk.]

A-hh.. Riku, if you're going to act like a dog, then do something useful with your tongue.

[and oh, though he may sound like he's stating an obvious action, Riku might have to read further into the things dogs do.]

[rikupaunch.livejournal.com]

[strong arms wrap around his waist, fucking his pelvis harder against his ass.]

Nng... better watch what you say, I'm could be more daring than you think.