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[lightyin]

[If you're near this particular kitchen and/or have a decent sense of smell, you might notice that someone's been pretty busy this afternoon.

There's a Riku in said kitchen, still dressed in his pajamas despite being out of his house and it being early afternoon, hanging out by the stove. If the smell doesn't say anything about what he's been doing, then the plate by the stove sure does.

He's been cooking bacon. Just bacon, to the tune of several packages, the empty ones either sitting in a trashcan or around the trashcan, haphazardly tossed there. The plate has a good-sized stack of already cooked stuff on it.

Care to bother him/ask wtf he's doing?]

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[twelfthspark]

[Larxene leans on the doorway, looking grumpy and slightly pale.]

Can't you do that in your own kitchen?

[lightyin]

[Hello thar Larxene he's never met before.]

No.

[twelfthspark]

You're stinking up the whole place.

[She doesn't know why she's so sensitive today, but the smell of bacon is making her sick instead of hungry.]

[lightyin]

You don't have to hang around here if you don't like it.

[He doesn't know either, but at the moment isn't entirely sympathetic towards her. He does, however, turn off the stove. He's pretty much done with the cooking part.]

[twelfthspark]

What do you need that much bacon for, anyway? Taking up a part-time job as a blimp?

[lightyin]

[Your words are ineffective.]

Maybe I'm pregnant. I never said all of it was for me anyway.

[twelfthspark]

[Carefully ignoring that first part, because denial is a powerful thing.]

I'd feel sorry for your friends, if I could. If it smells this bad, I can't imagine what it must taste like.

[lightyin]

Awesome, that's what.

[Your opinion is also ineffective, as he's going to grab a few pieces and put them all in his mouth at once.]

[twelfthspark]

Disgusting.

[Oh god why did he have to do that. Now she really feels like she's going to be sick (just like he sadon't think about it don'tthinkaboutit-) She abruptly ducks into a portal, leaving him to his cooking.]